Archive - Wonkette

Mike Johnson Knows CA Elections Were Rigged Against Spencer Pratt Because Vibes

He can just tell, okay?

34 mins ago • Robyn Pennacchia

That Time FDR Sent In The Military To Break The Strike

June 9, 1941, in labor history!

2 hrs ago • Erik Loomis

Knicks Touched By A Loser As Trump Shows Up, Gets Booed, Goes To Sleep

And nothing of value was gained.

3 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Boooooooo! Tabs, Tues., June 9, 2026

5 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Trump F*cking Up All Of New York City To Attend Knicks NBA Final

He can's stay at the White House and watch it on his giant TV?

19 hrs ago • Gary Legum

Oh No! Is Spencer Pratt Losing? Because It Seems Like He Is Losing!

He is losing by about 3,000 votes, as of this weekend.

21 hrs ago • Robyn Pennacchia

Secretary Sh*tfaced Goes To France, Insults Europe, Belches, Leaves

Maybe Trump officials should just stay out of Europe.

24 hrs ago • Gary Legum

Netroots Nation Was Looking For Some Brotherly Love In Philly

And Dom was there!

Jun 8 • Dominic Gwinn

Giant Baby Never Wants To 'Meet The Press' Ever Again!

We watched so you didn't have to.

Jun 8 • Michael Mora

Too Emotional To Be King. Tabs, Mon., June 8, 2026

Look who didn't type 2016!

Jun 8 • Evan Hurst

Those Cakes We Like ... Are Getting Messy This Summer

I could have made a joke about horns, but I do have some restraint.

Jun 7 • CakesWeLike

Wonkette Movie Night: Milk

'I am here tonight to say that we will no longer sit quietly in the closet. We must fight.'

Jun 7 • ziggywiggy

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