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Jillian Michaels, Dave Rubin Just Dazzled By Genius Of Those Who Think They Shouldn't Have Rights
Taking the old Groucho joke a little far.
 • Robyn Pennacchia
In New Challenge To Objective Reality, January 6 Insurrectionists Sue Cops Who Defended Capitol
GOSH WE WONDER IF TRUMP WILL SETTLE FOR $MILLIONS?
 • Doktor Zoom
Judge Rules Bulldozers Down For Trump's Bunker Baby Ballroom!
Bummer.
 • Marcie Jones
Trump Says Seven Impossible Things About Iran Before Breakfast
Why yes, 'I want to do war crimes' is in there.
 • Doktor Zoom
Supreme Court To Decide If 14th Amendment Says What It Says
The textualists wouldn't dare ignore the plain text, right?
 • Gary Legum
Melania Robot Teacher Be Best. Tabs, Wed., April 1, 2026
No April foolin' here, that shit's annoying. Morning news roundup!
 • Rebecca Schoenkopf

March 2026

Sounds Like Kristi Noem’s Husband Is A Boob Guy
NO KINK-SHAMING.
 • Evan Hurst
Oh Look MORE Evidence Corroborates A Epstein/Trump Child-Abuse Accuser's Story
And more on Epstein's enablers from Spago to Africa.
 • Marcie Jones
Trump And Lindsey Graham Having Tantrums At NATO Allies, Nobody Will Help Them Bomb Iran!
All our allies falling in line ... to tell Trump to suck it.
 • Evan Hurst
OH NO, Ukraine Warring On Hungary, Says Absolutely Bullsh*t Desperate Viktor Orbán AI Slopaganda!
Seems like someone might finally lose his 'election.'
 • Marcie Jones
JD Vance Gonna Get To Bottom Of This UFO Thing Since He Has Nothing Else To Do
Hey, whatever keeps him busy and away from the furniture.
 • Gary Legum
OK, Viktor. Tabs, Tues., March 31, 2026
It is like OK Boomer except it is one specific Boomer named Viktor Orbán. Anyway, here's these tabs.
 • Evan Hurst
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