This election is going better than 2008, we think.

Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet.

You come listen to these Dolly Parton songs right now! And also the rest of your Dance Party songs!

Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them!

Free college for most! Tiny American flags for others!
You can't let her in here! She'll see everything! She'll see the Big Board!

Paul Ryan would prefer that Hillary Clinton not know America's secrets. Or at least not any that she didn't already know after four years as Secretary of State.

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Do you know the story of Judith and Holofernes? Judith was a rad Jewish woman, and Holofernes was a ... Roman? general who wanted to rape her. She was like "cool, Holofernes, I will...

How long has it been since you examined your box? Do you like to examine it in the morning, when the sunlight hits it just right? When you examine your box, tell us, is...
Truck Fump never looked so good

Do you, like all sentient beings on the planet, have a violently strong distaste for presidential candidate Donald J. Trump (nee Drumpf)? Of course you do! Do you, like so very many others, feel the...

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Carlson shockingly alleges in a lawsuit that Fox News is a really sexist, bad place for women. Who knew???

Donald Trump thinks Saddam Hussein was an admirable role model for dealing with terrorists, because he got the job done. Why would anyone have a problem with a simple factual statement like that?

To be filed under 'things you thought were already illegal.'

Alton Sterling matters. Black Lives Matter.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Ooh, ooh! Maybe they could investigate Benghazi some more while they're at it!
A year is plenty of time to stop being poor.

Arizona now has the most punitive restrictions on cash payments to poor families with kids. Don't worry, some other state is certain to steal that honor.

Guys, we don't think Sarah Palin is real happy with the FBI's decision not to recommend indictment for Hillary.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

Scott Walker, who dropped his own pursuit of the presidency so others could stop Donald Trump, is now going to support Trump to stop Hillary Clinton. He simply can't stop himself.

Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb right-wing uncle.

Noted public intellectual Phil Robertson, of the Duck Dynasty Robertsons, spoke at the Western Conservative Summit in Denver this weekend, and there he laid down a very strong argument for the historical existence of...

Wonkette, it's this blog, you probably don't know it. But maybe your mom does? She is probably like "I love Wonkette, because it is for old people like me who are spending your inheritance...

Please enjoy this video of H.A. Goodman being extremely, painfully wrong, again and again, about the inevitable indictments to be handed down against Hillary Clinton and all of her staff for being the biggest...
Cats with guns regret nothing.

A Florida father who shot his 14-year-old son to death in a freak accident is still pretty gung-ho on guns. He doesn't sound like a fanatic, after all.

Hooray, all the Hillary Clinton scandals are over now, until the GOP makes up some new ones!

Allen West is here to police your holiday greeting habits.

Having achieved all his goals in getting the UK to leave the EU, Nigel Farage would like some "Me Time" now.

Yep, it's basically a bunch of dumb crackers. Oh, and Ben Carson.

Did you leave the house this weekend for funtimes and splodey things? Did you not turn on your infernal computing machine even once, except for pr0n? Did you manage to wake up this morning...