Trump And Comey Sittin’ In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

This thread is open, like Trump's and Comey's hearts are to each other, ALLEGEDLY.

Dad And Son Accused Of Raping Teen Girl Will Base Defense On Bible, As One Does

Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.
butthurt much, guys?

Nutbag Sheriff David Clarke Went To The Women’s ‘Riot’ And All He Got Was These Hurt Fee-Fees!

You think the Women's March was 'peaceful'? What about these documented incidents of taunting and glitter assaults?

The Women’s March Didn’t Represent This One Lady, So Let’s All Just Pack It In Now

Inconsiderate Women's March participants marched for things they wanted, instead of what this one lady on Facebook thought was more important. How rude!

Lie To Me, Sean Spicer, Lie To Me! Your Trump News Conference Liveblog!

Let's learn some new 'Alternative Facts'!

Classy Obamas Rescue Poor Abandoned Melania Trump, Whose Husband Is A Gross Mean Jerk

A picture is worth a thousand words. We have two videos and some stills, so get ready for some heavy reading.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Yep, We Elected A God-Dang BABY To Be Leader Of Free World

Make some room on Mt. Rushmore, because this administration's gonna be SO GREAT.

Manners Police Tomi Lahren APPALLED You SNOWFLAKES Are PROTESTING Like GAAAAAH LOUD NOISES

Well then! Let us travel back to 2009 to see how people who were not snowflakes handled someone they didn't like getting elected!

Wonkette Editrix Wins CNN

It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!

Kellyanne Conway Is Alternative Smart, Decent, Kind, Truthful, Gracious Lady

Another 'alternative fact' is that Kellyanne Conway is a decent human being who will get into heaven when she dies.

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
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Have Some Jewish Penicillin, Because We All Feel Pretty Sick Right Now

Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.

Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!

For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.

Guys? White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Has Lost His Freaking Mind

Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.

Uppity Women Marching Against Trump’s American Carnage: Your Wonkette Livebloog

A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Survived The First Day Of The Trump Regime (We Think)

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Three Nice Things About Today, Then Back To Meanness (YOUR OPEN THREAD!)

Don't worry, we're only saying nice SHALLOW things.

Purge Of White House Website Complete: Gays And Climate Change No Longer Exist

Well, what else did you expect?

DeploraBall Guests Told Not To Heil Hitler, And No Dirty Dancing Either

Also Jim Hoft, Stupidest Man On The Internet, will now be an official White House Correspondent.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump’s Inauguration, Help Us Jesus

Come hang out with Wonkette today, it's safe here.

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!

Do Not Ridicule That Lady Who Regrets Voting For Trump

We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!