This thread is open, like Trump's and Comey's hearts are to each other, ALLEGEDLY.
Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.
You think the Women's March was 'peaceful'? What about these documented incidents of taunting and glitter assaults?
Inconsiderate Women's March participants marched for things they wanted, instead of what this one lady on Facebook thought was more important. How rude!
Let's learn some new 'Alternative Facts'!
A picture is worth a thousand words. We have two videos and some stills, so get ready for some heavy reading.
Make some room on Mt. Rushmore, because this administration's gonna be SO GREAT.
Well then! Let us travel back to 2009 to see how people who were not snowflakes handled someone they didn't like getting elected!
It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!
Another 'alternative fact' is that Kellyanne Conway is a decent human being who will get into heaven when she dies.
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.
Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.
A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Don't worry, we're only saying nice SHALLOW things.
Well, what else did you expect?
Also Jim Hoft, Stupidest Man On The Internet, will now be an official White House Correspondent.
Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump’s Inauguration, Help Us Jesus
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Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!
We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!