Funny, they changed the title for the paperback.

Donald Trump spent a buttload of campaign donors' money to buy thousands of copies of his own book. You know, for kids.

If Trump really 'softens his stance' on immigration, why, Ann might cancel her book tour and go home to cry!

Those whimsical playful race-baiters of the 'alt-right' have made their own version of the already terrible 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' It has no beat and you can't dance to it.

Lyle Jeffs of the FLDS church has been on the lam since June.

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Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?

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Look, a lawsuit to give religious wingnut doctors freedom to deny medical care to transgender folk, hooray!
Real picture. Only the words are shooped.

When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far.

Hello! And welcome to the world we live in now, in which reality television stars become politicians and it's not weird to go around publicly admitting belief in bizarre conspiracy theories! And where those...

This is getting REALLY fun, y'all.
They like representation! They really like representation!

The NLRB says grad students are workers with rights and stuff. This could set back plans for a new rock-climbing wall in the student rec center.

Here's an actually true conspiracy carried out by a crazy man who really likes Donald Trump.

What is YOUR favorite disgusting, racist, homophobic, misogynistic Breitbart headline? The Democrats want to know!
Maybe Trump can explain why he had it coming.

Just another fatal shooting of a motorist, except this time it was a deaf guy. Move along.

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Quick, say something about a rigged system again.

Donald Trump jacked up the rent his campaign pays him as soon as the donations started rolling in. Who says he's not a business genius?

We can hardly believe it either (because it is not true)!

The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Bill O'Reilly's in there too. AND former Sen. Scott Brown. AND Dean Cain. AND AND AND AND AND!

Corey Lewandowski explained why Donald Trump's appeals to African-Americans always happen in front of white audiences: Black areas are too dangerous.

David Becker is the new Brock Turner.

Finally, a Hillary 'scandal' that can be debunked in 5 seconds on late night TV!
I know what you're thinking. Did he win six electoral votes or only five?

Donald Trump has a plan to stop crime, and it all depends on One Tough Cop. Wish Trump had gotten his name.

Mike Pence is a very stupid man, but apparently even he can't buy Trump's claim that 95% of black voters will support him in 2020.
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Eric Trump seems to think Syrian refugees have something to do with flat wages. Then again, he thinks his dad is a great man.