GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
Grifty Rep. Duncan Hunter Having John Ashcroft Boob-Draping Moment
Say, you know WHO ELSE tore down 'degenerate art?'
Donald Trump And Arnold Schwarzenegger Will See Each Other In Hell
Did you used to watch Donald Trump's teevee show, "Celebrity Apprentice"? It wasn't very good. All these idiots would run around, and every task came down to "how much money did you raise," which they would all do by...
America Didn’t Want All That Pretty Federal Land Anyway. Thanks, House GOP!
Nature: What is it good for?
Donald Trump Can’t Wait To Ignore Today’s Intelligence Briefing On Russian Hacking
Everything you need to know about the latest developments in the Russian hacking story!
Trump DC Hotel Will Make Martinis Great Again, If By ‘Great’ You Mean ‘Disgusting’
You can also get a crystal spoonful of wine for $140!
Some Gentle Advice For Governor Chris Christie On How To Mafia-Style Kneecap That Bastard Trump
How to eat this dish of revenge, served cold.
Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017
U.S. intel chiefs tell Senate about Russian hacking, Congress tries to pay for Trump's Wall, and Obama saves some more Alaska. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump Pitches ‘Vanity Fair’ Exposé About His Enormous Fingers
A ONE-ACT PLAY *and* an OPEN THREAD!
Trump A.G. Pick Jeff Sessions Not Quite The Civil Rights Hero He Claims To Be? Whaaaaaat?
You mean to say that Jeff Sessions isn't a civil rights champion? Knock us over with the proverbial feather!
Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human
Failing upward, that is what this is called.
Florida A.G. Pam Bondi May Get Trump White House Position Even Though All The Best Girl Jobs Filled
What possible role could an amoral, self-righteous, dishonest greedhead ever hope to find in the Trump White House?
Trump Voters Would Like Some Medicare For All Please
So here is a heck of a not very surprising surprise: In focus groups of Trump voters held in Rust Belt states, the Kaiser Foundation found that while Trump voters mostly said they didn't like Obamacare -- especially not...
Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay
You won't see the video here! It's a safe space and whatnot.
Guess The Trump Kids Aren’t ALLOWED To Swing On The Swingset
Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids?
John McCain Will Be Snarly, Cranky Bastard About Trump’s Secretary Of State For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS
John McCain was wearing his crotchety pants Wednesday.
Bernie Sanders To Donald Trump: *Somebody’s* Doing The Lying!
Bernie Sanders is back in the Senate, and HE'S GOT VISUAL AIDS.
Bernie Sanders Does Fire And Brimstone! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 5, 2017
Republicans have a top secret plan for Trumpcare, Bernie Sanders does some Wrath of God, and Trump's still getting sued! Your morning news brief!
Open Thread: Bet You Didn’t Know Sci-Fi Movie ‘They Live’ Is Really About The Jews!
Today we learned 'They Live' is really about the international Jewish conspiracy. Sure, why not?
Hey Mitch McConnell, It’s Time For You To STFU Again
Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK.
Racist Michael’s Lady ‘Breaks Her Silence,’ As If Anyone Wanted Her To
Yes she's sorry -- that you discriminated against her for being a white Trump voter!!!!!
Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is … Correct? Huh, That Can’t Be Right …
Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER.
