Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...
Donald Trump's dream vacations are the stuff of Washington's feverish nightmares.
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Our boyfriend Jake is full of zingers, and his butt cheeks are perky!
He is sorry if you are offended by this, you weirdo who hates freedom.
Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?
Once again, Justin Trudeau shows 'President' Trump how things are done.
And surprise! He would like some money, please.
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
When the gavel goes UP, the mouth goes SHUT.
All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.
Nobody with any dignity would WANT to work for Donald Trump.
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!
Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.
Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while.
Oh, look! The FBI Records Vault would like to remind you of that time the Trumps were sued for racial discrimination.
HEY LOOK OVER THERE! SQUIRREL!
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