With summer unofficially here and the Shenandoah National Park fire out, what a great time to visit a national park and hoist a cocktail. Also, 2016 is the centennial of the National Park Service,...

North Korea likes that sexy tyrant daddy Donald Trump

The Washington Post explains Jerry Brown's 'lukewarm' endorsement of Hillary Clinton. Lucky mindreaders at the Washington Post!
What about Glenn Beck's freedom of speech, huh?

Glenn Beck has been suspended for a whole week from SiriusXM after a purely speculative conversation about whether Donald Trump should be assassinated. Huh.

Because the only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun, is a good toddler with a gun.

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Truck Fump never looked so good

Do you, like all sentient beings on the planet, have a violently strong distaste for presidential candidate Donald J. Trump (nee Drumpf)? Of course you do! Do you, like so very many others, feel the...

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Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?
Can we agree that the baby being OK is a good thing? Maybe we can agree on that.

A three-year-old boy fell into a gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo Saturday, and after a 400-pound male Western lowland silverback gorilla grabbed the child, zookeepers shot the endangered animal dead. The boy was...
NOPE!

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Just imagine what fun the Bundy Militia could have had during their occupation of a federal wildlife refuge if they'd had a .50 caliber machine gun!

Probably not at all, we assume, but here it is anyway! It's your Monday Morning Cringefest! But on Tuesday because we had Monday off!

Remember the time Donald Trump bought an airline, and the whole thing was a hilarious failure? You don't? Well, the Boston Globe reported out the whole delightful story, from the tuxedoed waiters and the...

Colorado GOP official posts meme featuring a still of Reagan feeding a chimpanzee, with the text 'I’ll be damned … Reagan used to babysit Obama.'
Someone help him, please

Sunday afternoon, Bill Kristol decided to leave a Memorial Day 'news' dump on Twitter. There will be a new candidate! It will be a good candidate! Bill Kristol is sure of it, and he's never wrong!
Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

We originally ran this post for Memorial Day 2015. It's a lovely read, so we decided it should be reposted this year. The Washington Post has pulled together a sobering chart that allows readers to...
READ A BOOK!

Our weekly visit to the deleted comments archive brings us a fine rant about the importance of never criticizing books that haven't been published yet.

Robert DeNiro is planning his very own stupid anti-vaccine "documentary," which he'll be delighted with if it's at least 20 percent accurate. Oh joy. And in Canada, more Worst Parents In the World.

Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley is infamous for all the dumb stuff he's said on Twitter. Democrats would really like to try to help him find a better use for his time after November.
simpler times

Some thought coal magnate Robert Murray of corporate behemoth Murray Energy broke the law when he made his people attend a 2012 Mitt Romney rally on a fucking Sunday in August when there was...

Life is so hard when you are a jailed member of the Bundy criminal syndicate family! Our top post this week, because this is your weekly top ten thingamahoozit post (on a holiday weekend!),...

Was it to keep her quiet about how he murdered Vince Foster? We are just asking questions here.
Freedumb fighter

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is sick and tired of people misunderstanding her important thoughts about the need to shoot federal agents who aren't really cops. A while back, she did a teevee interview in...

Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.
blood meridian 2015

Walmart doesn't have the stones to say where boys without stones or girls with them should drop their kids off at the pool.

Remember the good old days when you could just insult whomever you wanted, and then they would kill you in a duel?

Barack Obama's speech in Hiroshima was so good we forgot to be all smartassed about it.