Fiona Apple made a Christmas song for Donald Trump!
The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.
What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.
Gen. Michael Flynn’s Awful ‘Pizzagate’-Promoting Son No Longer On Trump Transition Team. Now, About His Dad…
Uh, guys? This could be a problem.
Failing upward, is what this is called.
Conway will fulfill her dreams, by directing an online Twitter trolling horde, for Donald Trump!
Donald Trump Would Rather Fly Around In His Solid Gold Jet Than In Air Force One, Which Has Black All Over It
Donald Trump is Tweeting about airplanes. Why the hell is Donald Trump tweeting about airplanes?
It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.
You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.
Get in here and read your morning News Brief in your new briefs. Or whatever, we don't judge.
Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!
The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.
WHO WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT? DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO BE A HERO PRESIDENT?
North Carolina Gov Pat McCrory Finally Concedes Election He Lost A Month Ago. It’s A Christmas Miracle!
Merry Christmas and oh, also, I Lost!
Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!
Donald Trump is having a real hard time filling his cabinet! There are only so many Christianist lunatics who don't believe in public schools to run the department of Education, and actual mustache-twirling villains foreclosing on 90-year-old women over...
Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.
It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way.
The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.)
#DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief!
Yet another grab-bag of brilliance from our Deleted Comments bin, plus a bonus crazy lady on your Editrix's facebook page! Wear thick gloves if actually grabbing.
There's three million more of us and we're not slinking away.