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Forget Ryan Lochte, Let’s Talk About This Hot Medal-Winning American Gymnast Gettin’ Nekkid!
Danell Levya has won two silver medals in Rio, and even better, he is a TOTAL feminist and a super-supporter of LGBT rights.
Bigot Diners Take Brave Stand Against Server They Wrongly Assume Is A Dang Foreigner
Another day, another weird freaking couple deciding to take a stand by refusing to tip the server who just spent an hour or so of her time waiting on them.
Adam Dart and his wife...
Hillary Clinton Just Screwing Around In Red States Now, For LOLs
Hillary is trolling and baiting the Trump campaign QUITE beautifully right now.
Donald Trump Doesn’t Trust American Intelligence Agencies, May Just Go With KGB Instead
Donald Trump doesn't have a very high opinion of American intelligence. That seems ungrateful to the people who won him the nomination.
Justice Department To Ditch Private Prisons! We Should Probably Send Mother Jones A Pie!
A Justice Department memo states that private prisons are bad, and they should feel bad. Also, they should go away forever.
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What’s Up With All These Dumb Gross Ads At Yr Wonkette Dot Com? A Wonksplainer
Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written...
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Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?
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Does Donald Trump Have Low Testosterone? According To His Medical Letter: MAYBE!
This is going to be awkward for the 'You're just jealous of his high testosterone levels!' crowd.
Rightwing Gal Tries To Bring Down Russ Feingold Campaign, Is As Bad At Spying As James O’Keefe
Yet another would-be rightwing dirty trickster has been caught trying to infiltrate a Democratic campaign. These folks are really crappy spies.
Let’s Try Talking About Juanita Broaddrick, Again
Good morning! This week, I wrote about Juanita Broaddrick, and her allegation that Bill Clinton raped her in a hotel room in Arkansas, almost 40 years ago. Buzzfeed came out with an extremely well-done,...
Donald Trump’s Campaign Has Its ‘ALL OF THEM KATIE’ Moment, And It Is Glorious
More gotcha journalism from the lamestream media!
God Must Have Forgot To Tell Tony Perkins To Build An Ark For Latest Great Flood
Leading religious right bigot loses home in Baton Rouge flooding, and you know what? We are very sorry that happened.
Did Aetna Quit Obamacare When It Didn’t Get Big Fat Merger? Elizabeth Warren Says Ayup!
Aetna dropped out of Obamacare exchanges in 11 states this week, proving either that Obamacare is unsustainable, or that big corporations can act like big babies when they don't get what they want.
Manosphere Sweetheart Roosh V Needs Your Help To Make A Trump Media Enemies List!
He's already got a pretty great start!
Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 18, 2016
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Portland Priest Being VERY UNGODLY By Beating Gun Into Plowshare. Wingnuts Furious!
Why do gun fetishists hate Jesus's lawyer for trying to help a softball team?
Donald Trump’s New Daddy Turned Dead Breitbart Into Most Delightful, Bigoted Sh*thole On Internet
A deep, wonky dive into how hard Breitbart and Stephen Bannon suck.
Gay Drunk Racist Tulsa Man Murders Lebanese Neighbor, Nothing To See Here
A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.
What’s Up With All These Dumb Gross Ads At Yr Wonkette Dot Com? A Wonksplainer
Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written...
Donald Trump’s Russian Buddies Probably So Excited About Trump’s First Classified Intelligence Briefing!
Could Trump's national security briefing end up leaking state secrets to Russia? MAYBE.
Mexican President Is Willing To Meet With President Trump, PROBABLY To Discuss Wall Payment
Trump's plan to force Mexico to pay for the wall is totally foolproof.
Liz Cheney Wins Wyoming Primary, Prepares To CONQUER HELL
Liz Cheney won the Republican primary for the open House seat in Wyoming, putting her on a path to eventual Overlordhood.
Hey, Remember That Time Meghan McCain Begged Donald Trump For A Job?
The Meghan McCain of 2016 is taking her toys and going home or something, GRRRRR SHE IS MAD.
Wingnuts Worry Purple Unicorn Brainwashes Kids With LGBTQ Ideas Like ‘Acceptance’ And ‘Diversity’
It doesn't take much to send some conservatives into full Moral Panic mode.
How Many Blue States Is Donald Trump Imaginary Winning In This Week? So Many!
Hey Trumpkins! Are you sick of winning YET? Because my god, Trump is just winning so hard, all over the place these days, and you've got to have some serious winning fatigue by now!...
Donald Trump Hires Breitbart Dude To Fix Campaign, So He Can Win EVEN MORE
Is Donald Trump's new strategy the same as his old strategy? KIND OF!
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