Coffee Mugs And/Or Cups What You Can Drink Out Of, Put Pens And Shit In, Or Collect Like A Common Hoarder
TIME TO BUY SHIT. AND ALSO OPEN THREAD.
Mike Pence and Paul Ryan have thoughts about Obamacare. We have thoughts about them GETTING FUCKED.
Where's Kellyanne Conway? Did she get shitcanned too?
So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.
America. HOW DOES IT WORK?
American Muslims and American Jews seem to have a lot in common now that Donald Trump is making America Hate Again.
Texas can't defund Planned Parenthood over the selling of fetal remains, on account of the fact that they did not do that.
Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?
You know who sucks? It is Uber, again!
Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.
Trump's America, y'all.
Oh also she 'forgot' to pay for her diamonds. Whoops!
From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.
Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
Sen. Joni Ernst Runs From Constituents Fast As Her Bread Bag Shoes Will Carry Her. Your Open Thread!
Oh look, another coward! And also your open thread!
Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.
Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.
How the 'mighty' have fallen!
NEWSFLASH!!! Women harassed and threatened online!!! Law enforcement advises constant vigilance and voting in midterm elections.
Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.
Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.
Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about?