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Vote, No April Foolin'! Tabs, Tues. Apr. 1, 2025
We will not bribe you a million dollars to vote. Sorry.
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It's Time For A Republican Sickout
If you can’t find the strength to take a stand, at least lie down.
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Why Isn't George Soros Paying Me To Heckle Elon Musk?
Just putting it out there — I do have a very loud voice.
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Mike Waltz Somehow Not Fired Yet, But The Week Is Young
If he'll lie about knowing Jeffrey Goldberg, WHAT ELSE WILL HE LIE ABOUT?
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Gary Legum
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Dear Leader's 'Liberation Day' (Of Your Money From Your Wallet) Is Wednesday, Blessings Be!
Even more tariffs, oh boy!
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Marcie Jones
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Tesla Takedown Protests Peacefully Sweep Nation!
And Dom was there!
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Why Is Pete Hegseth Bringing His Third Wife To Sensitive Security Meetings?
SecDef Boozehole surrounds himself with supportive family.
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Circle Circle Dot Dot Dot, Hurry Get Your Cooties Shot! Tabs, Mon., March 31, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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Austin Powers Lends Canadian Prime Minister Some Mojo, Baby
Judo chop!
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Wonkette Movie Night: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
'I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.'
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Why Isn't George Soros Paying Me To Heckle Elon Musk?
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Mike Waltz Somehow Not Fired Yet, But The Week Is Young
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Dear Leader's 'Liberation Day' (Of Your Money From Your Wallet) Is Wednesday, Blessings Be!
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Tesla Takedown Protests Peacefully Sweep Nation!
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Austin Powers Lends Canadian Prime Minister Some Mojo, Baby
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Texas Lege Throwing The Book At Dildos, And Vice-Versa
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He Is Not In Charge Of You. Tabs, Fri., March 28, 2025
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Texas Lege Throwing The Book At Dildos, And Vice-Versa
Good news: Adults could still legally share 'explicit' books with their child brides.
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Doktor Zoom
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Trump Continues War On Workers, Kills Collective Bargaining Rights For Thousands Of Americans
He's quite clear about the fact that this is retaliation for defying him.
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Elon Musk Rewriting Computer Code Powering Social Security, What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh, the website's down? The website's down.
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Get Out Your Bathrobe, It's Vinny The Chin's Birthday!
Or it would be, if he were not dead.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ultimate Bloody Mary!
Hooper's gone nuts with the mixology again. Buckle your seatbelts, it's a wild ride.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Half And Half
A St. Patrick's day classic, drinkable any time of the year.
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Ring The Alarm!
Time for a strong, spicy, smoky pineapple margarita. Possibly several of them.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Roffignac!
A forgotten New Orleans classic with tasty non-alcoholic options.
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Those Cakes We Like … Come From A Land Down Under
Not really, this cake is actually more American than Apple Pie (which is British).
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Filthy Martini!
Because dirty isn't dirty enough.
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Matthew Hooper
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Dick Salad. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 28, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cherry Poppin' Devil!
My wife came up with the name for the drink. Don't blame me.
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2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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Evan Hurst
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2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
That was an easy choice!
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Marcie Jones
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The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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Doktor Zoom
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2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
Boy did slop proliferate!
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Marcie Jones
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2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
It's a scam. It's always a scam.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
Cheers for the good strikes, jeers to the Trumpy Teamster leader.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
New Year's greetings from Moscow.
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Gary Legum
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In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
Turns out airing every Trump rally live wasn't the only problem!
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Doktor Zoom
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The Absolute Stupidest Things People Believed In 2024
Not meant to be comprehensive, because ... well, you know.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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2024: The Year That Broke Us
It was a bad year!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
510
Five Good Things That Happened In 2024
There were more than five, we think, but we're not spending all day writing this.
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Doktor Zoom
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2024 From The Back Of Dom's Van.
The year in hey, Wonkette has a photojournalist!
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Dominic Gwinn
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