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Trump makes good on his 'I love the poorly educated' pledge.
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Trump Adds ‘Toyotathon’ And ‘Happy Honda Days’ To List Of Banned Woke DEI Words
Reflections on yesterday's Tesla sales event at the White House.
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Wait, Trump/Musk Were LYING When They Said Cutting USAID Meant We'd Feed People At Home???
$1 billion to buy food from farmers for schools and food banks 'no longer effectuates agency priorities.'
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Donald Trump's Canada Charm Offensive Sure Gets The Last Bit Right
Mad King Donald's Borderline Personality Disorder looks to the North.
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Top DOJ Official Fired After Refusing To Say Nutbag Mel Gibson Should Get To Play With Guns
He lost his gun rights after a domestic violence charge in 2011. He's a bad person.
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Elon Musk Eyeballing You And Your Grandma’s Social Security Money
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cherry Poppin' Devil!
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2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
That was an easy choice!
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The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
Boy did slop proliferate!
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2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
It's a scam. It's always a scam.
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The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
Cheers for the good strikes, jeers to the Trumpy Teamster leader.
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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
New Year's greetings from Moscow.
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In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
Turns out airing every Trump rally live wasn't the only problem!
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The Absolute Stupidest Things People Believed In 2024
Not meant to be comprehensive, because ... well, you know.
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2024: The Year That Broke Us
It was a bad year!
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Five Good Things That Happened In 2024
There were more than five, we think, but we're not spending all day writing this.
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2024 From The Back Of Dom's Van.
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