Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler, everyone’s favorite rancid string bean, Jonah from “Veep,” was revealed Sunday night to be a blogger in the field of political gossiptainment, via his not terribly anonymous blog, Westwingman.net. Man, remember when our sister site, TerribleNewsforTerriblePeople.com, was a “DC gossip” site? How could anybody possibly care about DC gossip? HOW DID THEY EVEN LIVE?
Of course, judging by the vacant-eyed pinch-faced soullessness of DC’s remaining gossips, Jonah from “Veep” is a perfect choice to pick up Wonkette’s long-dropped mantle, and judging by his tall white man-ness, he’s probably going to take the cable news channels by storm.
With everyone’s un-fondness for him and his real-life counterparts, we decided to listicle at ya seven worse things Jonah from “Veep” could be than a dirty gossip blogger. You know, like we said in this post’s title.