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Wonkette Sexclusive! Anonymous People On The Internet Say Betsy Rothstein Super Fired From FishbowlDC (UPDATE!)

Is Betsy Rothstein, editoresse of Mediabistro's FishbowlDC, scourge of slutty journalistas, arbiter of class, and all-around Miss Congeniality, getting canned from her gig making fun of Asians (update! and then stealth-editing it) and fat asses? Some guy in our tipline...

FishbowlDC’s Betsy Rothstein Prints Hilarious Racist Joke, Because ‘Class’

How has our sultry seductress pal Betsy Rothstein, editoresse of MediaBistro's FishbowlDC, been making the universe better today? Well, The Hill came out with its 50 Most Beautiful Washington Gargoyles Thingy today, and it was terrible and stupid! So...

Betsy Rothstein, FishbowlDC Sued Just For Calling Some Publicist A Slut Every Week For A Year

"Why is Betsy Rothstein such a fucking cunt?" we were asking sometime last year, after FishbowlDC editor Betsy Rothstein decided we were a giant alcoholic who loves to make things up (fine) without even checking to see if we...

Tucker Carlson Now Being Gross And Weird About The Jews

Wait, that can't be right.

How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Two mornings ago, our husband flagged for us a silly story about some dumb Montana derp farmer trying to outlaw "simulated" nudity. He flagged this story for one reason only: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE TRUCKNUTZ??? "Haha, poor TruckNutz,"...
Looks terrible. Such a sad day for them.

Tyrant Obama Makes War On Army Heroes’ Christmas Wedding

Talk about a double bogie! Over the weekend, two Army captains who were scheduled to get married at the 16th tee of the Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course in Hawaii had to move the wedding at the last minute because President...
Another black man taking a white man's job.

It’s Hard Out Here For Another White Man And The Daily Caller Is ON IT

Everyone please give a warm Wonkette welcome to Evan Gahr, a whiny dipshit of a freelance reporter in D.C. Be nice, you guys, he’s having a tough week being just another white man in Dolemite Obama’s America. A couple of...

Let’s Talk About Juan Williams’s Hot Black Republican Sons

It's the Hill's Most Beautiful Day! It's the Hill's Most Beautiful Day! Everyone, rush to the Daily Caller and see what racist things Betsy Rothstein is saying about it! Oh, she hasn't posted yet? Hope she's okay. (NO REALLY....

Now The Daily Caller Is Mad At The Dictionary For Calling It Racist

The Daily Caller -- Tucker Carlson's Internet home for upright citizens who love killing black children, and what on earth could be wrong with that? -- googled the word "bigotry." Why? Why do cows fart? Wrote Wonket BFF and...

Did You Know I Almost Died From Marijuana Once? And Other Happy Nice Time Stories

Boy have I we been busy at Happy today! First, Erik Schlittner puts Noah and Cesar Chavez head-to-head duking it out for your movie-watchin' dollars. Who will win? Noah and THE CREATOR? Or Cesar Chavez and Evil Nixon and...

Ben Shapiro Is Our Intellectual Better, And The Other Funniest Deleted Comments You’ll Read All Day

Greetings, mis pequeños Wonquitos! Hope you're up for another exciting trip to the Purgatory of Ideas that is the comments queue! Our first unsuccessfully attempted comment was a reaction from "Katherine," who was quite displeased with our failure to...

What Do You Get Your Mommyblog For Your Tenth Anniversary? A Brief History Of The Last Year And Change At Your Wonkette

Hello bitchez! Do you know what today is? It is the tenth anniversary of your Wonkette. (Actually, tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of your Wonkette, but tomorrow is Saturday and you will be drunk.) We know this because we...

Comedy Of Errors Of Comedy: Wonkette’s Most Lamentable Mistakes Of 2013

In this New Media hellscape, the news comes at you fast and furious. Though we probably try our best, in our mad rush to write a dozen gross jokes about Sarah Palin's latest bedshitting incident and hit "publish" before...

Comrade! Kiss Your Wife And Tell Her You Love Her, It Is Time To #WAR On This Mediaite Poll

Mediaite's Tommy Christopher has a wee little crush on me, your Editrix, this is just Science Fact. But that crush has led to something useful today, and that is his nomination for a poll of "best" "media" "stuff" of...

Fox’s John Stossel: Jesus Wants You To Stop Giving Money To All These Fake Homeless People, Like John Stossel. Again.

It is almost practically the holiday season, a time of year when some of us are grateful for all the bounty we have been given, like living in the US instead of a Rio favela, and living in a...

Kanye West Will Tell You About President Obama Hurting Fee-Fees Of Very Important Person Kanye West

As if our president, the Glorious Moon Sun and All the Stars in the Heavens Barack Obama, has not had enough political turmoil roiling his administration in recent weeks, now he has to deal with the approbation of the...