Our Federal Government Is Rich... With Irony! Ho Ho
The government will run into trouble with its loans once the Fed raises interest rates and might even lose its new 7-bedroom townhouse in Phoenix. [ New York Times ]
Pedophiles keep molesting children, despite ankle monitor tracking devices things that strongly suggest they consider doing otherwise. [ Washington Post ]
Short-term radiation leak at Three Mile Island this weekend! Pennsylvania is nuclear-capable, which means serious thought must be given to bombing it. [ CNN ]
21 Filipino hostages, including the wife of a guy running for governor, were killed after a rival political gang hijacked their convoy. [ AP ]
The Brazilian President invited Ahmadinejad to Brazil, which is something the US might be mad about even though Ahmadinejad goes to New York like constantly. [ LA Times ]
Here is the theme of today's copy of the Internet: this MTV person had a totes scandalous performance on the teenager show. Everyone please hope Andrew Sullivan proves Bristol Palin is a hologram. [ MTV News ]