Proportionate Responses: “This Is Only The Second Time In Its Nearly Ten-Year History That The Dish Has Gone Silent.”

ATTN: Andrew Sullivan has postponed the Internet today.

It is absolutely crucial that Sullivan and Patrick and Other Patrick read Going Rogue carefully today. It is their actual civil duty to America, to prove that thing they are always trying to prove about Trig, which we forget the hypothesis of. It was something like “Sarah Palin was never pregnant because Trig’s from Kenya.” Point is: TIME OUT.

“Since the Dish has tried to be rigorous and careful in analyzing Palin’s unhinged grip on reality from the very beginning – specifically her fantastic story of her fifth pregnancy -  we feel it’s vital that we grapple with this new data as fairly and as rigorously as possible. That takes time to get right. And it is so complicated we simply cannot focus on anything else.

There are only three of us.”

Four. Do not forget God, who will shepherding the Dishmen on their journey. Today will be a dark RSS feed of the soul.

[The Daily Dish]