- New controversial medical study ensures that cervical cancer will be the breast cancer of next week. One more’s a trendpiece! [New York Times]
- Members of Congress were very busy and shouty last night in trying to decide who they hated more: Obama or Geithner… [Washington Post]
- …while Catholic bishops easily picked Obama. [AP]
- Please do let the nebbishy hypochondriacs in your life know about the Vicks nasal spray recall. Or actually don’t. [CNN]
- Oprah the Human is self-canceling Oprah the Show in September 2011 so she can work on her own cable teevee station side-project. [WSJ]
- US citizens will probably not be allowed to visit Cuba again after all. By and large this should come as a huge relief to any Cuban familiar with American spring break cultural practices.. [The Hill]
Oprah Is Canceling ‘Oprah’!; Congress THISCLOSE To Asking Oprah To Cancel Barack Obama!
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Now how will I know what to read?
Barack Obama: hated by the Republican Party, the Catholic Church and other pedophiles.
Watch what you snort. Saline solution is safest.
[re=463295]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]:
Fear not, fat be-spandexed trooper. Oprah has plenty of alternative means to send out the marching orders.
Wow, one hour with Snowbilly & her clan did the O in.
Oprah who?
[re=463300]kapish[/re]:
OPRAH! Y’know. That fat character on Star Wars.
See, if Barack Obama had brought his crystal ball and magic wand back from Kenya, we wouldn’t have these problems.
Instead, he apparently gave both to Oprah.
Cuba will no longer be a popular vacation destination if Americans are beached on its beaches.
She’s going to replace Biden in 2012 as VP.
You read here first.
It would rock if Oprah were exiling herself to Cuba in order to avoid ever having to fluff Sarah Palin again.
I’ve been expecting the O to quit for a while now. Her show has gotten so predictable. Monday, fat ladies “it’s not my fault” day. Tuesday, cavalcade of chatty-self-promoting-I’ve-got-a-new-movie stars. Wednesday, “God, that’s hideous, but I’m getting used to it” deformed faces on parade. Thursday, Suze Orman / child molesters. Friday, I’m giving away sofas!
Or maybe she is atoning for the horror that is Dr.Philandhiswife.
I am proud to say that in 23 years, I have never, ever, seen a full episode of “Oprah.” Never!
[re=463362]thefrontpage[/re]: Me too! How have we been able to survive?
[re=463296]gurukalehuru[/re]: win. And anyone who has concern about lessening the suffering of this world.
[re=463362]thefrontpage[/re]: I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a full minute of Oprah, as the rapidity of my channel surfing is even faster on those rare times I’ve got the teevee on midday.
I understand she’s quite popular with middle-aged women of all ages and races?
[re=463387]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Unemployed middle-aged women; it’s on when most productive people are working.
I’d like to think that Oprah has finally gotten a sense of shame for inflicting Dr. Phil, the Secret and now the child-killer Jenny McCarthy on the world. But she probably just wants more time to spend with her giant piles of money.
[re=463359]snoidoid[/re]: [re=463398]JMP[/re]: She can never atone for the pox that is “Doctor” Phil.
Well, maybe if she worked with the lepers of Calcutta for the next couple centuries. But they would have to be real lepers, not some crap-pile of faux lepers hawking “I Rose from Leprosy” “books.”
Oprah is ending her show on 9/9/11.
9/9/11 = 9 x 9/11!!!
Yeah, go Congress, go. You tell Obama it’s about time to he passes regulatory control laws and to stop being in the pockets of financial industry lobbyists. And you go tell Obama to pass legislation to help the economy. And while you’re at it, go tell him to pass legislation on health care and the environment too.
Geez Louise, it’s like Obama is acting like he doesn’t have any power to legislate.
I think Oprah should come up with a new gimmick for the last year, like that everyone has to be naked on the show or something. If this applied to audience members, ratings would driver her out within a few months
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