RedState’s #1 duosyllabic unisex clown Moe Lane has a lot of big feelings about the recent announcement that some panel now suggests women don’t have to get annual mammograms until they are 50. Now: Moe Lane isn’t an oncologist, nurse, researcher, lawyer, insurance company employee, or federal government employer per se, but he feels pretty confident that HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius’ recommendation that everyone ignore the panel’s findings is some sort of big government conspiracy thing, maybe, to secretly strengthen bureaucracy or something (?). So confident, in fact, that RedSate has a new proto-failed meme: “The War on Breasts.”
See, Sebelius was like, this task force has nothing to do with anything, so it’d be weird and dumb if private insurance companies suddenly changed their policies about mammograms. This fairly unremarkable and obvious statement is the 9/11 of the War on Breasts. Now Moe Lane will bomb Iraq with reasoning:
“A statement that is very comforting… until you remember that the Democratic party’s goal is to establish governmental control over the health care insurance industry. Who here thinks that an insurance company already grimly aware that they exist on governmental sufferance might feel the need to ‘change its mammography coverage decisions’ to reflect current state medical policy? Particularly if there are consequences for not being in compliance with all the laws, regulations, rulings, and opinions that bureaucracies generate more or less automatically. And if the government doesn’t like the idea that people are going to instinctively assume that said bureaucracy is willing to ‘encourage’ ostensibly-private entities to follow bureaucratic dictates, then perhaps the government might like to consider reining in its bureaucrats. As publicly as it can manage.”
Get it? “The War on Breasts”!! Catchy right?
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We should all send this Sebelius person some quality lacy, push-up wossnames in protest!
RedStaters are afraid because the Demoncraps will force them to get rid of their man boobs, too, in the name of socialism terrorism fascism healthcare death panels.
But breasts won’t go to war—they’re pacifists!
Arack War?
Moe Lane thinks that if he gallantly defends Breasts from the government, he may one day get to touch one.
TITS OR GTFO SEBELIUS
[re=462701]Click[/re]: Or possibly Afcansistan?
Moe Lane wouldn’t know a breast if he bit one on the nipple..
What are the Redstaters worried about? Their women perform self-exams by smashing each tit bewteen two sheets of plexi-glass and holding it up to a strong light.
Lindsay Graham has been fighting the War on Breasts since he was 13.
If there’s going to be a War on Breasts, I will captain a motorboat.
Sheesh, and I thought my HOOKWORMS meme schtick was crappy.
[re=462726]magic titty[/re]: Nice.
[re=462735]trondant[/re]: U-2?
With so much naval power, we should have the areola secured in no time!
Nothing here on Wonkette but tits and drunks, tits and drunks.
[re=462720]Click[/re]: I call that Friday night.
[re=462735]trondant[/re]: [re=462749]Extemporanus[/re]: Can I be a U-boat? I’ll secure the Mariana Trench!
I want to know what John Kerry’s daughter’s breasts feel about this
we shall fight Boobies on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight Boobies on the beaches,
we shall fight Boobies in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight Boobies in the hills;
we shall never surrender,
[re=462700]Extemporanus[/re]: They’re lovers, not fighters.
[re=462764]Cape Clod[/re]:
They said the war on breasts is going to be real and spectacular.
The boobage quotient is high on the Wonkette today. I approve.
Civil war of the boobs, east vs. west?
[re=462700]Extemporanus[/re]: Pacifiers, yes. Pacifists, dunno.
It’s true! I “make war” on breasts all the time. They are a part of the Axis of Sexiness, and I will not rest, I will not sleep for an instant, until the Breasts are liberated from the tyrannical structures that contain them.
suck and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[re=462701]Click[/re]: Suck on this: a rack. Suck. On. This.
[re=462754]user-of-owls[/re]: This is turning into another Vietnom nom nom.
[re=462783]AnSnarkist[/re]: They are the Florence Nightingale of body parts.
They can take my wife’s boobs from me when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers.
Which, come to think of it, would be a real relief to her.
[re=462750]user-of-owls[/re]: Fun, ain’t it?
Two words: quag mire.
We are at a point of ideological cleavage.
Wobble Wars!
An uplifting break from this year’s War on Xmas, which already has me bored senseless.
By the way, that Kerry’s other daughter, yes?
How about the book Captivating? Now there’s a war on breasts and the people who wear them.
[re=462704]4tehlulz[/re]: The honorable representative from /b/ has spoken.
[re=462818]snideinplainsight[/re]: giggity!
[re=462814]Extemporanus[/re]: Meg’s tank top is just like Wide World of Sports: “Spanning the globes…”
[re=462818]snideinplainsight[/re]: giggity
[re=462868]user-of-owls[/re]: Bringing you the thrill of victory…
I know that in a war their is inevitably collateral damage, but please be careful not to hit the women and breast-feeding children who may be attached to said breasts.
[re=462867]bago[/re]:[re=462887]Crank Tango[/re]: whatever. LOL.
[re=462754]user-of-owls[/re]: Sure, if you’re long and hard and full of seammen.
I’ll just wait until the Time Life series comes out to find out who won.
Is it wrong that I’d like to see Meghan jump up and down on a trampoline? Not for any prurient reasons, I just want run the pool on how long it will take her to pass out from a concussion.
[re=462888]Crank Tango[/re]: [re=462868]user-of-owls[/re]: And the agony of the teat.
Can you imagine if there were “consequences for not being in compliance with all the laws” for insurance companies? It would be tyranny! I say there should be no consequences for ignoring laws of any kind. That’s freedom! More Sarah Palin!
[re=462946]comicbookguy[/re]: Speaking of which, I give her 12 hours to make a public statement about this that suggests that Barack Obama is personally going to be removing women’s breasts, filling them with cancer, and reattaching them with a staplegun.
Okay okay. Does anyone else suspect that Meghan is really flat? I mean I bet even a guy with a few extra pounds could replicate that cleavage with a little pushing and shoving and duct tape.
A tempest in a D-cup.
I would like to volunteer for the War on Breasts.
Unfortunately, some years ago I volunteered for the War on Drugs. And now I can’t remember…what were we talking about?
[re=462986]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Today put down our teabags and launch our war on breasts. Men, to your motorboats! Vroomvavavavooomvoomvoom!
**********LIVE MEGHAN ALONE***
[re=462919]Joshua Norton[/re]: Me too. I’m ghey, but I can’t take my eyes of off that picture. What was this post about?
What if this whole initiative goes tits up?
Dammit, there was a boob thread since 2:30 and I missed it?
[re=462992]comicbookguy[/re]: Man the breastworks! Work the man-breasts! Breast the manworks!
Err – do something!
I thought the Corleone family already dealt with Moe Lane.?! . . .
TELEGRAM: War on Breasts unsuccessful. Artillery experienced wardrobe malfunction.
[re=462919]Joshua Norton[/re]: “Is it wrong that I’d like to see Meghan jump up and down on a trampoline? Not for any prurient reasons, I just want run the pool on how long it will take her to pass out from a concussion.”
ROTFLMAO! That’s a WIN-and-a-half.
Oh, comments to Moe Lane go here. No registration but moderation, so do your best to squeeze something in there.
Hey hey!
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Republicans only care about women’s issues when it might hurt Democrats!
Hey hey!
Ho ho!
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