Meghan McCain Now Threatening To Run Away With Trashy Sturgis Bikers, and She Definitely Should Do This!

Ah, Sturgis ... it's like the "Gathering of the Juggalos" for middle-aged people who saved up enough for a Gold Wing! And the $100-million McCain family justadoresacting like they love this dumb populist cretin crap, because, after all, the McCainshavethose riches only because Cindy's dad actually worked for a living, selling Budweiser to guys with choppers, in Arizona. It's circular!

You'll recall that last year, during the presidential campaign, John McCain offered up Cindy to the drunken, leering crowd of filthy bikers. And Cindy just, well, she just looked uncomfortable as all hell, because, really, should a real-life heiress be thrown to the dogs like that, by her supposedhusband? To this day, Cindy still doesn't really think anythingis funny. 

Anyway .... Our favorite "oh dear god is she still around?" twitterer,First Daughter, First Gang Rape by Bikers at Sturgisromance novelist Meg "McCain" McCabe, has apparently left her elderly parents' estate in Sedona and is now offering herself upto the dirtiest of the dirty Sturgis dudes. She is hoping to become some special person's "Old Lady," and by "run away with you" she might mean anything, such as "run after you crying hysterically while you noisily ride away on your motorized cycle," or "weep in the woods, surrounded by Bud cans and cigarette butts and Taco Bell wrappers, in the night."