TOP  3:50 am May 10, 2008

God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush’s Crawford Wedding

by Ken Layne

Looks like we're in for stormy weather, death and destruction coming through ....
Here’s tonight’s severe weather alert from Waco’s News Channel 25. Yikes, it’s a big terrible thunderstorm over Crawford. But it should clear up by tomorrow evening. Meanwhile, all the poor people in Crawford have offered their barns and double-wides as vacation rentals for the wedding guests, but the elites aren’t falling for that.

Let’s remember the good times we’ve had with single-gal Jenna:

☛ Designer dresses and crappy, home-made souvenirs.
☛ Jenna meets the Nazi Pope!
☛ White House Reveals Where The Wild Twins Are.
☛ First the White House attacked the Waco Cultists, then it attacked the nice people of Crawford.
☛ J.B., phone home. Phone home!
☛ But her dad can’t remember if she was ever born.
☛ For a few days, several years ago, Jenna seemed to sort of like her husband-to-be.
☛ And did Laura Bush like Henry Hager? Not so much ….
☛ But what about Jenna’s South American boyfriend?
☛ And was she really pregnant?

 

Hola wonkerados.

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