Tag: white house correspondents dinner

Sunday Show Roundup: Trump White House Mean Girls Take On Iran, North Korea, And John McCain

Hello Wonks! It was Sunday and, even though it was a day to celebrate mothers, I had the wonderful task of finding the dumbest motherfucking things said on the political shows. So, without further ado, let’s jump right in. First,...

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Rudy Giuliani To Go Away And Shut Up Again

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Sorry To Be Such A Michelle Wolf, But Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Total Fucking Liar Again

Hate to break it to you, but she lied about Stormy Daniels. A LOT.

Michelle Wolf Was Fucking Fabulous And Transcendent At The White House Correspondent’s Dinner, So Shut Up

The 'fuck your feelings' crowd really got their feelings hurt over this one.

Nikki Haley Claps Back. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 18, 2018

Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.

Oprah’s Speech Was Amazing, Now Shut Your Fucking Mouth

Hey, let's argue about whether Oprah should run for president! Why? LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON.

Want Even More Nasty Trump Gossip From Michael Wolff? What A Gluttonous Slut You Are!

NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!

Mean Australian Prime Minister Caught On Tape Teasing Our Dear Leader Donald Trump!

Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

Dumb Idiot White House Correspondents’ Association Sucks Up To Trump. We Mean MORE.

The WHCA seems to think it can still develop a very productive relationship with the press. Um, really?

Who’ll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016

Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!

Omarosa Can’t Wait For Best Buddy Donald Trump To Become Next Hitler

If this isn't enough to make you vote against Trump, then nothing is.
Looks like he has some experience denying relationships

Ben Carson’s Best Buddy Armstrong Williams Is A Big Ol’ Manrasser! (Allegedly!)

Armstrong Williams, Ben Carson's business manager and longtime advisor, has been accused of sexual harassment by a former employee. Of course we have the icky alleged details!