Tag: white house correspondents dinner

Mean Australian Prime Minister Caught On Tape Teasing Our Dear Leader Donald Trump!

Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

Dumb Idiot White House Correspondents’ Association Sucks Up To Trump. We Mean MORE.

The WHCA seems to think it can still develop a very productive relationship with the press. Um, really?

Who’ll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016

Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!

Omarosa Can’t Wait For Best Buddy Donald Trump To Become Next Hitler

If this isn't enough to make you vote against Trump, then nothing is.
Looks like he has some experience denying relationships

Ben Carson’s Best Buddy Armstrong Williams Is A Big Ol’ Manrasser! (Allegedly!)

Armstrong Williams, Ben Carson's business manager and longtime advisor, has been accused of sexual harassment by a former employee. Of course we have the icky alleged details!
This copy of the Constitution came in a box of cereal

Cliven Bundy Lawsuit Against Obama Demands $50 Million, Get Out Of Jail Free Card, And A Pony

Cliven Bundy has filed a massively stupid lawsuit against President Obama, Sen. Harry Reid, and the federal judge in his criminal case. It's good for some laughs if nothing else.

Fox News Blonde So Mad Larry Wilmore Gets To Say N-Word And White People Don’t

Oh look, Fox News is being racially transcendent again! We predicted after the White House Correspondents Dinner, AKA Nerd Prom, that the race experts at Fox News and other shining lights of the wingnut-igentsia would treat us to weeks upon...

Heidi Cruz: Ted Isn’t The Zodiac Killer, He’s A Very Naughty Boy

Heidi Cruz would like to tell all you people that Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer. Then again, that's exactly what you'd expect the wife of the Zodiac Killer to say, now isn't it? It's not like she's...
Nerd Fight! Nerd Fight!

Fox Lickspittle Jesse Watters And HuffPo Reporter Slapfight Over Srs Journalism

Fox News's insufferable little prick Jesse Watters got himself into a brief fuck-tussle with Huffpo reporter Ryan Grim Saturday night at the MSNBC afterparty following the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Watters, best known now as Bill O'Reilly's smug underling...

Barack Obama Kills Final White House Correspondents’ Dinner To Death, In Style

Just in case you missed it, here's Your President Barack Barry Hussein Bamz Obama in his eighth and final appearance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and after doing this seven previous times, he has this stuff down. It's...

Prepare To Be Amused! It’s Your White House Correspondents’ Dinner Open Thread!

It's time for that annual ritual where Official Washington attempts to be funny (and sometimes they make it work!), the White House Correspondents' Dinner, AKA the Nerd Prom, AKA "Comedy Hit Or Miss Night." You might remember that one...
I laugh at you idiots! So much!

Here’s Your Sexxxy President Barack Obama, Calling Donald Trump A Dumbass

Remember that thing about how one of the main reasons Donald Trump is running for president is because Seth Meyers and Barry Bamz "I'll Dick You Down And You'll Like It" Obama made fun of him during the White...
Troll so hard

Elizabeth Warren Chops Off Donald Trump’s Manhood, Mounts It Above Fireplace

What were we JUST saying about how Republican menfolk are a-scurred of Elizabeth Warren? Oh yeah, it was that thing where a no-name GOP representative from Missouri was sadly wishing somebody would go to the Senate and slice off...