John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather!

Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.

Messing With Flint’s Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How ‘Pro-Life’ You Are, GOP?

Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money.

Milo’s ‘Free Speech Week’ Will Be A Garbage Fire, But Not The Garbage Fire He Dreamed Of

Berkeley was going to spend a million on security, but Milo refused to do his homework :(
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Tom Price Doing His Part To Drown Health Department In Bathtub

Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!

If He’s Going Down, Paul Manafort Will Take Half Of DC Down With Him

He's like a disease! And half of DC is infected!

Mark Zuckerberg Real Sorry For Those Russian Ads Facebook Denied Ever Selling

Facebook is going to get all this fixed, real soon, just like it did the last time it screwed up, and the time before that.
This pic could be from the Juggalo march, who the fuck knows?

Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes

Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!

It’s Way Past Time For Thinkpieces About How Hillary Clinton Should Go Away To Go Away

The left/liberal divide needs to be hashed out, not glossed over, and Hillary Clinton existing isn't the problem.

How Can Graham And Cassidy Bribe Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski To Murder Obamacare?

Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don’t Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They’re Shallow Hoors

If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)

Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.

How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It’s A Toss-Up!

Time to sink this Shitshowboat.
What's the truth, Agent Mulder?

New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO

At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?

Reporters Better Stop Trying To Look At Sean Spicer’s Secret Russia Diary OR HE WILL TELL!

That means you, too Bob Mueller! No Bobs allowed!

Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets? Erick Erickson, Step Right Up!

The plane to Maine was Pricey and a pain.

Donald Trump Penetrates Deeper And Deeper, Into The Heart … Of Dickness

Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

WTF, Was Paul Manafort Spying ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN For Russia? WE HAVE NO IDEA

So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?

Advice For Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen, From Wonkette’s Jewish Mother

Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

Former Teacher Implores Nation To Look On The Sunny Side Of Slavery

Logic: If John C. Calhoun believed slavery was good, it must be true!