A Royal Wedding Of Blacktacularness!

Black people today are all up in our feelings as we watched one of our own join the vaunted ranks of the British Aristocracy.

The Week In Garbage Men: Food Network Idiot Claims ‘Straight White Man’ Is The New N-Word, Gets Ratioed To Oblivion

Also, Gavin McInnes says that if women 'belonged' in the workplace they would not complain about sexual harassment.

Nazi Mother-In-Law Fucker Off To Jail. But Not For Assaulting His Lover’s Daughter (His Wife)

Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.

Did Wonkette’s Top 10 Shit The Bed Just A Tiny? NAHHHHH

Oh my goodness, what will they beeeeee?

10 Dead In Santa Fe School Shooting, But Don’t Worry, The Guns Are Safe

Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.

Jordan Peterson Somehow Worse Today Than Yesterday

Amazing, but true.

House GOP Fails To Take Your Food Stamps Away. Better Luck Next Time, House GOP!

Yep, that Republican control of government sure is great for avoiding gridlock. Blame the Democrats.

Nice Women’s Health Clinic You Got Here, Shame What They’re About To Do To It

Diminishing access to contraception is a feature, not a bug.
King Arthur and Sir Bedivere from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Rep. Mo Brooks Does Science: Maybe Sea Levels Rise When Someone Drops Mountains In The Ocean

Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Lucky Jared Kushner Follows Double Rainbow To Pot Of Gold!

Nice of the Qataris to bail out Jared's family! In totally unrelated news, we'd like the Saudis to stop blockading them now.

Judge Reams ICE’s Ass For Perjuring All Over Dreamer Kid

Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Trump making a fool of himself while posing with a more dignified taco bowl

Trump Has A Selective Criterion For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller’s Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.

Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All

What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

What, It’s Not Like He Called Them ‘Rats’ And ‘Vermin’ And ‘Parasites’

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.

Did Roid-Rage Bigot Attorney Aaron Schlossberg’s Partner Run Screaming Away From Him? Looks Like!

Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.

Ronan Farrow’s Got Your Dirty Sexy Money … Hangin’

Oh, so actually Michael Cohen took in another $2 million in funnymoney? HUH.
Dr. Voss slips on surgical gloves to "interrogate" Mrs. Peel

Resistance, Get Your Red-State Dems In Line!

And Mark Warner too.

Oklahoma Republican Weird

So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.