NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama’s Gone

In which we fact check an NRA rant. Yeah, we're just silly that way sometimes.

Donald Trump’s NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either!

This Is Not Good News For John McCain

Well, shit. Nobody should ever have to face cancer.

John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017

John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Asshole Voter Suppression Commission Met Today And Elijah Cummings IS PISSED

Elijah Cummings is Mad About A Thing. Also this is your OPEN THREAD.

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.

House Freedom Caucus Is High AF And Ready To Take The Wheel!

House Freedom Caucus is PSYCHED to crash the economy! HOORAY!

Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches

Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.

Chris Cillizza Probably Shouldn’t Invite People To Ask Him Anything

Chris Cillizza did a Reddit AMA. It went like you'd imagine.

Would Someone Please Tell Donald Trump Why We’ve Been In Afghanistan For 17 Years?

Did you know the Russians were there, too? Wonder how that went.

Trump Had Secret G20 Threesome With Putin And Kremlin Translator

TOTALLY NORMAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Dana Rohrabacher Asks NASA: Was Mars A Good Place To Raise A Kid?

In fact, it's cold as hell

Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die

Boy, this ACA repeal, I don't know.

We Think We’re Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.

Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!

Betsy DeVos Simply Does Not Care To Reply To Your Inquiries, Stupid Peasant Senators!

Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!

Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let’s Watch! :D

Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.
This one came with a box of cereal

Roger Stone Finds His True Love: Cliven Bundy

Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next

Trump ‘Made In America’ Event Uncontaminated By Trump-Branded Crap

WONDER WHY! Oh wait, we know why.

Shocking New Book Says Steve Bannon Is Asshole, Chris Christie Is Gross

Juicy summer reading for you!

Fox News Can’t Figure Out Which Lives Matter After Pretty White Lady Shot By Police

Police violence leaks out into White People Land. Time to care!