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Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren’t Gross Like That

Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

The Weakest, Saddest, Most Hilarious Donald Trump Is EMO DONALD TRUMP

Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.

How Guilty Is Jared Kushner Of Trump Russia Stuff, On A Scale Of One To His Dad?

The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?

Johnny Rotten Says Trump Isn’t Racist, Republicans Declare Themselves Punk Rock

Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!

Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You

Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Did Somebody Spike Trump’s Baby Formula With Trucker Speed Last Night?

Donald Trump freaked out on Twitter last night. No, it's true!

Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.

Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.

Donald Trump’s ‘Approval Rating’ Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But … Uh … LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.

Hmmm Should We Try To Win These Special Congressional Elections, Or Just Fuck It?

We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!

Fake News Weirdo Mike Cernovich Went On 60 Minutes To Say He Believes His Pizzagate Lies

Mike Cernovich says he believes every word that comes out of Mike Cernovich's mouth.

President’s Son-In-Law Gonna Do Business All Over America’s Face! What Could Go Right?

Trump Son-In-Law Kushner was tapped to lead new office to allow business better opportunity to rape and pillage. If you had an MBA, you'd understand.

Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.

Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!

Little Girls Tried To Wear Leggings On A Plane, Till United Got All Up In Their Businesses

Sorry, United, leggings are totally appropriate plane attire.

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.