Ivanka Trump Has To Testify In Court About Stealing Other People’s Shoes

International shoe thief Ivanka Trump is going to court.

GOP Medicaid Cuts Will Probably Cost This Man His Freedom. How The Hell Is That ‘Better Care’?

Every Republican in the Senate needs to see this video. Donald Trump needs to see this video. They won't, of course.

Court Tells Jeff Sessions To Get Fucked, AGAIN!

Jeff Sessions will protect immigrants by cutting off their access to legal assistance. What a guy!

Equally Terrible Alt-Right Groups Plan Dueling Rallies On Sunday

Two will enter, neither will emerge a winner.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Oh My God, Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Really IS That Stupid

Hardened criminal Dinesh D'Souza knows who has Street Smarts, and it is Donald Trump!

HELLER NO: Nevada Republican Calls ACA Repeal A LIE

The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.

Richmond, Virginia, To Fact-Check Fake News (On Confederate Monuments)

Context has a liberal bias.

This Goddamned Republican Obamacare Repeal Will Kill People. Time To Get Into The Streets.

Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.

Fuckin’ A, People, It’s Not That Hard: The Trans-Cis-Woman Sister Act

It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.

For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He’s An Obsessed Pussy

No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Wonkette Demands Sexxxy Justin Trudeau Hug Us As Hard As He Hugs This Goddamn Stuffed Unicorn

Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?

Barack Obama Would Like To Have A Word With You About Healthcare

The guy whose name is synonymous with Care has some thoughts on what the Republicans want to do to healthcare.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Donald Trump Said A Fib About Having James Comey Tapes! Naughty Naughty!

What a little Pinocchio he is!

All The Really Vomity Parts Of The Senate’s Obamacare-Killing ‘Better Care’ Act

Your Shit Sandwich is ready, America!

Will Mean John Oliver Go To Jail For Making Coal CEO Sad?

Coal CEO will SEE YOU IN COURT for making him sadder than the day six guys died in his mine!

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.

Donald Trump Gets Just A Little Richer Off Only Housing Program His Budget Doesn’t Cut. No Conflict!

Donald Trump getting rich off government programs? Inconceivable!