Hero Alabama Dad Who Lost Gay Daughter Went On Ellen To Make You Laugh And Cry And SHUT UP YOU ARE

Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.

THIS IS SERIOUS. Rep. Adam Schiff Just Hit The ‘OH FUCK!’ Button

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Hot Take From Idiot: We Must Destroy Net Neutrality Because Internet Destroyed … Blockbuster Video?

We have found the Worst Take on Net Neutrality!
Sad Ann Coulter is sad

Can Someone Please Call Ann Coulter On The Telephone?

Is Ann Coulter having a crisis? Does she need a friend?

Trump Has Managed To Piss Off *Republicans*, That’s How Stupid His Judge Picks Are

Even Republicans are saying NFW to Trump's judicial nominees. THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST PEOPLE.

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.
Boob Says 'Titties'

You Like Money? We Like Money Too! A Wonkette Econosplainer!

Let Wonkette be your financial advice place, we are probably better at it.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.

Trump So Happy He Broke The Internet. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 15, 2017

Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.

Weird Alt-Right Dudes Think #NetNeutrality Has Something To Do With Banning Nazis From Twitter?

Net neutrality has exactly nothing to do with Twitter banning anyone. Literally nothing at all.

Rape Month Hits Home: A Letter To Morgan Spurlock

So then I read the news and this producer I work with had published an open letter about exactly how skeevy he's ever been
And then he'll grow his beard back

Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!

Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!

Dear National Review Guy Who Wrote An Open Letter To The ‘Cat Person’ Girl…

Just wait til you hear about those Trainspotting guys.

Ajit Pai Just Broke Your Internet

Say goodbye to free porn, Netflix, and cute kittens.

‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.
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Mo Brooks’s Prostate Knows What It Did

We are very glad Rep. Mo Brooks has such good insurance. Now we'd like it for everyone, please.

Roy Moore Waiting For God To Certify Doug Jones Winner Of Alabama Election

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!

It’s About Ethics In Rape Month Journalism

Sometimes, you think about the whole landscape and the fucking landscape sucks.

Blake Farenthold To Find Out Whether He Can Sexually Harass People In Private Sector

Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz.