Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me!

The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.

The Week In Garbage Men: Misogynist Sites ‘Return of Kings’ And ‘A Voice For Men’ Now Official Hate Groups

And they are not happy about it! Also this is your OPEN THREAD!

2018 Midterm Madness: Sucking The Soul From South Carolina’s Good Old Boys

With Trey Gowdy gone, Democrats in South Carolina's 4th are running against a Trump grifter, and a guy who wants to make the electric chair great again.

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka Declares That 2016 Election Proved Existence Of God

Because obviously God was so into a pussy-grabbing billionaire that he rigged the whole election in his favor!

Missouri GOP IS Dogwhistling Past The Graveyard In Wake Of Greitens Indictment

Yep, they're doubling down on Governor Revenge Porn.

Triggering The Libs: A How-To Guide For Conservatives

ATTENTION CONSERVATIVES: DON'T READ THIS! IT IS SECRET INFORMATION ON WHAT DRIVES LIBS UP THE WALL!

Your Weekly Top Ten Really Wouldn’t Wanna Be Paul Manafort Right About Now

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens’ March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.

Rick Gates: OK Fine I Am Guilty, But Can I Pleeeeeeeeease Go To Spring Break?

DON'T DO ANYTHING WONKETTE WOULDN'T DO! You know, like sneak across the border and take the first flight to Moscow.

Rick Gates, Fucking Dummy, Tried To Put One Over On Bob Mueller. A Lawsplainer!

What part of 'don't lie to the FBI during your proffer' does Rick Gates not get? Also, what's a proffer? ASKED AND ANSWERED!

A Wonkette Pat On The Head For … Rick Scott’s Proposed Gun Reforms? Huh!

Rick Scott's plans start out fucking stupid, but then get pretty okay!

Did Cheatin’ Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE!

IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)

Florida School’s Armed Sheriff’s Deputy Didn’t Stop Shooter. Too Bad He Wasn’t A Math Teacher.

One of these days, an active shooting will turn out exactly like wingnuts say it should.

Missouri Gov Eric Greitens Is Fifty Shades Of Fucked

Consent, how does it work?

Ted Cruz Does Not Like Lisa Simpson In A Boat, Does Not Like Her With A Goat

Is Lisa Simpson a Demmycrat? You're damn right she is!

CPAC Sets The World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 23, 2018

Mueller's losing his patience with Paul Manafort, the NRA blames everything and the kitchen sink, and Missouri's governor goes to jail. Your morning news brief.

This ‘Tennessee Idiot For Governor’ Commercial Is The Gayest Fucking Thing I Have Seen All Week

Will you find this ad super gay, or will you just find it fucking annoying? OR WILL IT BE BOTH?

New Lady Gateway Pundit Basically Jim Hoft Dressed Up As Russian Drag Queen

It's more Just Asking Questions from the worst political site on the web.

NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch Being A Vampire, Again

The problem, she says, is crazy people. Hmmm.

Robert Mueller Has Barely Even Begun To Kick Paul Manafort In The Dick

Oh look, it's Paul Manafort running away with bags of money again! Catch him!

Marco Rubio YA BURNT By A Bunch Of #Teens, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Also Cameron Kasky called Dana Loesch a vampire and we are DYING.