WE WANT TO BELIEVE.
A majority-black school in Mississippi wasn't too into being named after a guy who fought a war to keep black people enslaved.
Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.
Another DEEP DIVE into Russia's campaign to fuck with the 2016 election!
Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.
If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)
Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?
Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.
Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?
You want single payer? You need to figure out how to bring costs down.
If this is all Trump's got, perhaps he should just never open his mouth.
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
You guys, Ivanka Trump had a PUNK PHASE.
Bipartisan compromise? Keep an eye out for flying pigs!
Anthony Scaramucci launches his social media empire by inviting people to vote on the Holocaust. AS ONE DOES.
God has heard what you've been saying about Jim Bakker. Better knock that off.
Fuck this entire story.
It's time for drinks and conversation in Boise, Idaho!
Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.
No, Mr. President, you cannot borrow a fucking dollar.
Had enough Trumpocalypse? Let's HAPPY TALK about Virginia's upcoming elections!
Memories. Misty-colored memories.
It turns out not everything is death and destruction!