Puppies! Joe Biden! Puppies Named ‘Biden’ Meeting People Named Joe Biden! SQUEEEEEEE!

It's your open thread about PUPPIES and JOE BIDEN, because face it, we need it.

Idaho Rep. Calls Cops On Terrifying Old People Comin’ By To Say Hi

Some of those old ladies can really move.

Dumbass Trump Slut Devin Nunes Needs To SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN.

The cover-up is worse than the crime.

Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud

If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.

Trump Goon Paul Manafort Made $10 MILLION A YEAR To ‘Benefit Putin.’ Totally Normal!

Oh hey any new shady Paul Manafort news ... WHAT????
Everyone uses this pic eventually

We’re Not Sending Our Best People: Spring Break Jerkwads Chant ‘Build The Wall!’ In Mexico

Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.

Stupid Donald Trump Just Found Out Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican

Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Sec Of State Tillerson Ditches NATO To Go Smoke Behind Gym With China And Putin

Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
Not nearly as stupid as everything he says

Let’s Watch Neil Gorsuch Speak Softly And Call Ted Cruz A Huge Dick

In which we say One Nice Thing about Neil Gorsuch. Also, this is your open thread!

South Carolina Lawmakers Prepping Very Own Christian Survivalist Paradise. Bless Their Hearts.

The worst thing about surviving the End Times will be other survivalists.

‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Do Best Journalism On Comey Hearing, Win One Million Participation Trophies

It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.

Trump’s Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone

Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...

Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much

Does this mean they are snowflakes now???

Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn’t Be There At All

In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Tim Allen, Richard Spencer, And Nazis In The News! (No, Not Steve Bannon. This Time.)

Some people need to study up a bit. It's your OPEN THREAD

OMG SEAN SPICER STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘WIRE TAPPS’ A THING. THEY WILL NEVER BE A THING.

Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.

Even President Trump’s Schedule Is A Filthy Lie

Because their lips are moving.