Black people today are all up in our feelings as we watched one of our own join the vaunted ranks of the British Aristocracy.
The Week In Garbage Men: Food Network Idiot Claims ‘Straight White Man’ Is The New N-Word, Gets Ratioed To Oblivion
Also, Gavin McInnes says that if women 'belonged' in the workplace they would not complain about sexual harassment.
Even his mom says he makes her sick.
Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.
Oh my goodness, what will they beeeeee?
Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.
Amazing, but true.
Yep, that Republican control of government sure is great for avoiding gridlock. Blame the Democrats.
Diminishing access to contraception is a feature, not a bug.
Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
The times they are a-changin'
Nice of the Qataris to bail out Jared's family! In totally unrelated news, we'd like the Saudis to stop blockading them now.
You're not gonna believe the twist here.
Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.
Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All
What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.
Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.
Oh, so actually Michael Cohen took in another $2 million in funnymoney? HUH.
And Mark Warner too.
So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.