Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
We have found the Worst Take on Net Neutrality!
Is Ann Coulter having a crisis? Does she need a friend?
Even Republicans are saying NFW to Trump's judicial nominees. THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST PEOPLE.
THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?
We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.
Let Wonkette be your financial advice place, we are probably better at it.
This is definitely a thing that happened.
Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.
Net neutrality has exactly nothing to do with Twitter banning anyone. Literally nothing at all.
So then I read the news and this producer I work with had published an open letter about exactly how skeevy he's ever been
Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!
Just wait til you hear about those Trainspotting guys.
Say goodbye to free porn, Netflix, and cute kittens.
Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.
We are very glad Rep. Mo Brooks has such good insurance. Now we'd like it for everyone, please.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!
Sometimes, you think about the whole landscape and the fucking landscape sucks.
Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz.