Jeanine Pirro Making Us Take Jeff Sessions’s Side In A Fight Again, DAMMIT!
Jeanine Pirro wants to replace Jeff Sessions after she uses her FOX News show to get him fired.
Democrats Launch Bill To Stop Family Separation, Goddamn It
The children are being taken from their parents and it has to stop.
HEY-O, IT’S MUELLER TIME! Starring Paul Manafort! Again! LOL!
It's been a horrible news day, but this might make you feel A LITTLE BIT better!
Wallflower Trump So Sad Prince Putin Can’t Escort Him To The G7 Ball
Testy as a potty training toddler, Trump took to the teevee cameras to jumpstart his daily jeremiad about the importance of Putin while he was on his way to the G7.
Please, Keith Davidson, Tell Us More About How Michael Avenatti Has BESMIRCHED YOUR HONOR!
The balls on this guy!
Trump Finds One Weird Trick To Shed 40,000 Excess Americans A Year, Without Any Exercise!
After all that 'work,' Trump has finally found a way to kill Obamacare -- and YOU, maybe! -- that involves doing nothing.
Anthony Bourdain Made Us Appreciate A Lot More Than Just Food. But The Food Was A Pretty Big Deal.
Anthony Bourdain, world-traveling chef, leaves behind a life lived well and honestly.
We’re Sure Trump DOJ Had Really Good Reason For Spying On New York Times Reporter, YOU BETCHA!
This is bad. Really bad.
Wingnut ‘Saturday Night Live’ Is Stupidest/Most Hilarious Idea We’ve Heard All Week!
Townhall Columnist proposes Conservative Saturday Night Live, replete with timely skits about the 2016 election. LIVE FROM OMAHA!
How To Moisturize Better Than Scott Pruitt, Without Assistance From Your Security Detail
Learn Robyn's completely ridiculous skincare routine! It involves SO MUCH SNAIL MUCIN.
Elizabeth Warren, Cory Gardner Want Bong Hits 4 America. Whoa, Bipartisanship!
A weed bill with something for (almost) everyone -- states' rights done right.
‘We’ll See What Happens.’ Wonkagenda For Friday, June 8, 2018
Trump goes to Canada for the G-7, healthcare is all the rage again, and Scott Pruitt puts the lotion on his skin. Your morning news brief.
Oh Great, Now Scott Pruitt Will Never Get That Fancy Lube He Likes!
IT'S TIME FOR #LOTIONGATE, Y'ALL!
Arizona Court Orders Gay Haters To Draw Dicks All Day
The times they are a-changin', THANK GOD.
Internet Assholes Shocked To Discover They Can’t Troll The Courts
The final battles in the War of the Trollses will be fought not online, but in the courtroom.
Tennessee Bigot Re-Bans Gays From His Shitty Hardware Store, Because FREEDOM!
Oh, poor baby!! Did that evil Supreme Court let Gay People get married and it made your dick fall off? Pobrecito.
Trump Prepares America For Hurricane Season By Bragging About Poll Numbers, Bitching About Magnets
Donald Trump will never be accused of 'getting bogged down' in policy matters. Or even 'having a passing familiarity' with policy matters.
Gun-Lovin’ Idiot Challenges David Hogg To Good Old-Fashioned ARM RASSLIN’ MATCH!
Gun Lover Kaitlin Bennett challenges Gun Grabber David Hogg to an arm wrestling match because there's not enough stupid these days.
Sean Hannity Says Mueller Witnesses Should Destroy Evidence, Because HILLARY BLEACHED EMAILS BENGHAZI!!1!!!!!1!
Just when you thought Sean Hannity couldn't debase himself further.
Scott Pruitt Doesn’t Need You Guys. All He Needs Is This $43,000 Phone Booth And ‘CHOCOLATE FREEDOM’!
Poor Scott Pruitt doesn't have any more friends. And now he's running short of lackeys.
Muslim-Hating Trump Twitter Bot Is Real Live Asshole, Turns Out
Twitter troll @AmyMek is a real person -- unfortunately for her.
Trump FCC Breaks Internet, Blames It On Dog
The lies start at the top, and trickle all the way down.
