Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.
White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?
James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017
Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
Surely he'll falafel about this later.
The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?
Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.
Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!
Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You
Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.
Donald Trump freaked out on Twitter last night. No, it's true!
Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.
Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!
All of this is so, so weird.
Mike Cernovich says he believes every word that comes out of Mike Cernovich's mouth.
Trump Son-In-Law Kushner was tapped to lead new office to allow business better opportunity to rape and pillage. If you had an MBA, you'd understand.
Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!
Mr. President, LET'S DO THIS!!!
Sorry, United, leggings are totally appropriate plane attire.
Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?
Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It
Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.