Let’s Make Sammiches! Yes, The Boys, Too!

If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Over Dumbass Devin Nunes

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Welcome to the dark side, Mr. Bannon. Enjoy your cookies.

Steve Bannon Tells Trump To Keep ‘Shit List’ Of GOP Enemies. Worked Awesome For Nixon!

Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...

Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes: He Going To Jail Or Nah? A Lawsplainer!

What laws MIGHT Devin Nunes have broken this week in the process of humping Donald Trump's leg? Let's Clusterfucksplore!

Trump Voters Thought All The Bad Stuff Was Just Gonna Happen To Other People :(

So many leopards eating so many faces.

Devin Nunes Would Like To Run His Dumbass Mouth Hole At You Some More, Please

Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.

Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What’s In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!

It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

Rick Perry All In A Tizzy About This One Gay College Boy!

This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote.

GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer

We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

BREAKING! House GOP Won’t Murder Obamacare Today, Will Wait Until Tomorrow Or Seven Years From Now

You'll be shocked to hear the House GOP failed again. You'll be shockeder to know it's your OPEN THREAD!

Is Donald Trump Reverse-Gaslighting HIMSELF?

Donald Trump is not crazy, ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE CRAZY.

Is Trump Grifting The Secret Service? Gonna Just Assume ‘Yes’

Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.

Dems Stop Being Pussies For Five Minutes, Promise To Dickslap This Neil Gorsuch Douche

Can't very well NOT oppose this corporate tool.

This Former CIA Chief Dude Is A Goddamn Psychic, Like OH HEY MISS CLEO!

Ex-CIA chief Michael Hayden predicted the direction of Team Trump's 'WIRE TAPP' whining this past weekend, before it happened!

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

‘Affluenza Teen’ Is Ready To Leave Icky Jail Now, Please And Thank You

He's the affluenza teen ... of our hearts!