Did Eric Trump Win A ‘Fugly Nazi Makeover’ Contest Or Did He Just Get A Haircut?

What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare ‘Mean’! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!

That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure It’s Cool If Trump Crimes With Russia

Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!

Supreme Court Marriage Equality NICE TIMES! HOORAY!

SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off!

Kellyanne Conway And Pals Went On The Sunday Shows And LIED About Medicaid? The Hell You Say!

It was Talking Points vs Reality on the Sunday shows this weekend. Reality got shouted down like a guest on Bill O'Reilly's old show.

Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up

You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.

Newlywed Will Explain Marriage To All You Feminist Losers

Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!

And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born

L'CHAIM WORLD.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
Yes, yes, we know the USSR is defunct. Whatevs.

Deleted Comments: You Think Cultural Marxism Is A Joke?? (Yes. Yes We Do.)

It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.

Ivanka Trump Has To Testify In Court About Stealing Other People’s Shoes

International shoe thief Ivanka Trump is going to court.

GOP Medicaid Cuts Will Probably Cost This Man His Freedom. How The Hell Is That ‘Better Care’?

Every Republican in the Senate needs to see this video. Donald Trump needs to see this video. They won't, of course.

Court Tells Jeff Sessions To Get Fucked, AGAIN!

Jeff Sessions will protect immigrants by cutting off their access to legal assistance. What a guy!

Equally Terrible Alt-Right Groups Plan Dueling Rallies On Sunday

Two will enter, neither will emerge a winner.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Oh My God, Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Really IS That Stupid

Hardened criminal Dinesh D'Souza knows who has Street Smarts, and it is Donald Trump!

HELLER NO: Nevada Republican Calls ACA Repeal A LIE

The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.

Richmond, Virginia, To Fact-Check Fake News (On Confederate Monuments)

Context has a liberal bias.

This Goddamned Republican Obamacare Repeal Will Kill People. Time To Get Into The Streets.

Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.

Fuckin’ A, People, It’s Not That Hard: The Trans-Cis-Woman Sister Act

It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!