This is the last time we are writing about Rudy Giuliani this week, WE SWEAR.
Just wait til he pulls his version of Reagan's kneeslapper, 'The bombing begins in five minutes.'
Here's a surprise: someone took one of James O'Keefe's lying videos and removed some truth from it!
Who jumps off of a train going 60-70 mph, yet does not have injuries consistent with jumping off of a train?
Is it indictment o'clock yet?
We bet his face knows it's been spited, all right.
Poor Donald Trump and Devin Nunes :(
THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.
Things that would never be tolerated if they happened to white people, part Three Million.
Roger Stone, DISHONEST? The fuck you say!
Now, what the fuck did he do to deserve getting his ass beat and tased?
Not the safe and legal kind.
Trump's lawyer crashes the party, North Korean nuclear fallout, and Harvey Weinstein does a perp walk. Your morning news brief.
Now what we are gonna read on the beach?
Uncle Sam chugged a tall can of Whoop-Ass, and stomped Mother Russia.
What if... we really funded our schools adequately? Would the rich let us do that, please?
ANOTHER RUDY GIULIANI POST? You bet your ass.
On the next Arrested Development ...
'How did we ever come to such a pass?' asks man who helped drive the bus.
DO NOT LET THEM GET HAND.
Rudy Giuliani gettin' all existential up in here.
How bad did President Dumbass get rolled? AOT,K!