Sovereign Citizens Sue Trump For 350 BILLION DOLLARS, Wonkette Roots Against Both

More Soveriegn Citizen goofiness. And your OPEN THREAD

Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA

A loser speech, delivered to losers, by a loser.

House Electrocutes TrumpCare The 13th, Stabs It In Face, Drowns It. FOR NOW.

Rs will keep at this as long as they hold the House, even if it looks like The Final Chapter.

Definite Non-Nazi Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka Definitely Didn’t Make Up His Fake Doctorate Too

DOCTOR GORKA does not have time for you haters! He is busy doing...something important!

These Senators Are Totally Obsessed With How Many Old Gays Are At Brunch

Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again.

Nice ‘Alt-Right’ Couple Went To Milo Protest To Attack ‘Snowflakes,’ Shot One

Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.

Donald Trump Thought Presidenting Would Be Easy As Grabbing This Pussy

REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW? FOR REAL?

Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit

A sincere call for international understanding.

Can Trump Put Sinister Albino Julian Assange IN SPY JAIL? A Lawquestioner!

Trump administration says it's going to prosecute Assange. Can they do that? SHRUG EMOTICON!

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

OH NO ROB QUIST SAW NAKED PEOPLE

Let's all get drunk and go nayyyyy-kid, and dance by the light of the moon!

FCC Can’t Wait To Do For Internet What Trumpcare Will Do For Healthcare

One easy thing about this next fight over Net Neutrality: whatever Trump's position is, you can rest assured it's dead wrong.

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO Of Fox’s Jesse Watters Ambushed On Family ‘Vacation’

This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid Fox News Polls

XXX poll porn coming at YOUR FACE.

E.T. Phones VOICE Hotline

We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.

Elijah Cummings Is Going To Kick Michael Flynn Right In His Russian Ass

The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????

Senate’s Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory

At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'

Jason Chaffetz Just Taking A Month Off Work Because OW HIS FOOT OW!

He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!

Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!