Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.
Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?
Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!
If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?
Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
This will probably be the last post of the night, unless Pence decides to 25A him before morning.
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!