Tag: russia

Trey Gowdy Eats Own Dick In Front Of Former CIA Director, How Embarrassing

Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp

Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given

Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK?

He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!

Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up

If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?

Trump Didn’t Mean To Obstruct Comey, He’s Just Too Dumb To Words Good With His Mouth Hole!

Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

This Is Fuckin’ BAD Y’ALL

This will probably be the last post of the night, unless Pence decides to 25A him before morning.