Tag: russia

Badass Sally Yates Ready To Fuck Trump Up In Front Of House Intel Committee!

Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia

Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails

Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump’s Russia Scandal

Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?

Oh Fuck Off, Fareed Zakaria

He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

IDEA: How About Sean Spicer Shut His Fucking Mouth About Jews Forever?

Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!

Who Is Trump’s Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017

Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!