Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!
Trump Lawyers Seek Alternatives To Robert Mueller Interviewing Trump, Like Maybe Mueller NOT Interviewing Trump?
PREDICTION: Robert Mueller will tell Trump's lawyers to fuck right off with ALL THIS.
Oh look, a publicity stunt!
The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint.
Nunes is already working VERY HARD to win Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitheel award for 2018.
Guess Trump's New Year's resolution was to say dumb shit on Twitter a whole lot.
Should we fit Paul Ryan for his handcuffs now? Or Reince? Or Steve Bannon? OR ALL OF THEM KATIE???
Some people on the internet aren't even dogs.
Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!
Uh oh, here come the mad comments!
It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER.
In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
This is definitely a thing that happened.
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!