Tag: Putin

Trump Thanks Putin For Spanking America, Asks Him To Do It Harder

Trump's BDSM relationship with Vladimir Putin is going well.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.

The 86 Dumbfuckingest Things Trump Said To The Grown-Ass Leaders Of Mexico And Australia

WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?

No For Real Trump’s New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!)

More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview!

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

We Think We’re Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.

Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Trump Russian Pee Tape Threat Level Raised To Code Yellow

Donald Trump Jr. may have confirmed part of the Steele Dossier. SO WHERE IS THE PEE TAPE?

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.

Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017

Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Paul Manafort Suddenly Remembers He’s A Foreign Agent For ‘Not America’

Oh look, another literal actual foreign agent in Donald Trump's inner circle.

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Mean Australian Prime Minister Caught On Tape Teasing Our Dear Leader Donald Trump!

Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?