Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.
It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!
Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.
That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The ‘Fuck You’ Button
JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN.
Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!
How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.
If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?
This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.
Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.
Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.
Another DEEP DIVE into Russia's campaign to fuck with the 2016 election!