Trump's BDSM relationship with Vladimir Putin is going well.
We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?
More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview!
Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!
We Think We’re Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.
Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!
Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump Jr. may have confirmed part of the Steele Dossier. SO WHERE IS THE PEE TAPE?
Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.
Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
Oh look, another literal actual foreign agent in Donald Trump's inner circle.
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
GO THE FUCK AWAY, DEVIN NUNES.
Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?