Tag: paul manafort

Robert Mueller Just Cold Charging Folks Trump’s Never Heard Of Now, Just To Fuck With Him

Meet Alex van der Zwaan! He is A LIAR TO THE FBI-ER.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!

Looks Like Robert Mueller Has A New Little Buddy, And It Is Rick Gates!

Big news in the Mueller investigation!

Ohhhhhhh, Hope Hicks! What Have You Done?!?!?!

What has become of our Hope Hicks? Is she a COMMON CRIMINAL now??????

I Can’t Believe I Used To Think Paul Manafort Was The Boring One, HOLY JESUS SHIT!

All the best people. All the best sociopathic dictator-loving thieving people.

The State Of The Donald Trump Is BIGLY TREMENDOUS YOOGE!

Here's some rosy news Trump's friends blew directly up a journalist's ass!

President Puss-grab Too Manly For Womynists. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 29, 2018

THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

Not Sure How To Say This, But FBI Director Chris Wray MAY Have A 12-Inch Dick

SHIT IS CRAZY, Y'ALL. PART 2!

Here’s What The Fuck Is Going On With Steve Bannon And Robert Mueller

Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.

Obese And Balding Is The New Black. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 17, 2018

Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Will Unemployed Blogger Steve Bannon Fuck Trump On Russia? Reckon He Might!

Bannon has a lawyer and he's on his way to the House Intelligence Committee. But what will he say?????

Steve Bannon Sorry For Biting Off Own Cock While Sucking It, Won’t Make THAT Mistake Again

NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS WINGNUT WELFARE DOLLARS, REBEKAH MERCER!

More Legal Fuckery From That Fucker Paul Manafort: A Lawsplainer About His Bad Lawsuit That Sucks!

Paul Manafort is a real criminal, but this lawsuit is totally fake.

BANNON, BANNON, BANNON! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 4, 2018

The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.