Tag: Michael Flynn

More Legal Fuckery From That Fucker Paul Manafort: A Lawsplainer About His Bad Lawsuit That Sucks!

Paul Manafort is a real criminal, but this lawsuit is totally fake.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

The 68,423 Most Fucked Up Quotes In Michael Wolff’s Trump Book That AREN’T About Steve Bannon

Bet Donald Trump's button is feeling pretty small today.

2017: The Year Trump Never Stopped Lying

How does Trump World lie? Let us count the ways.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Mueller Made Flynn Plead Guilty, So Now Trump Has To Call Flynn A Dirty Liar. Sad!

Get ready for Sarah Huckabee Sanders to announce that Mike Flynn is a great American patriot and a lying weasel.

Working Hard Or Hardly … Eh, It’s Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017

Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.

What Did Trump Know, And When Did He Grab It By The Pussy?

Guess it wasn't Sally Yates's fault for not warning White House about Michael Flynn HARD ENOUGH.

Steve Bannon Maybe Running For President, LOL OK Sure, Steve Bannon, Drugs Are Bad, MMKAY?

No, we would NOT like any of what Steve Bannon is smoking.

Jill Stein Under Investigation Now, Probably For Being Too Right

Uh oh, here come the mad comments!

Robert Mueller Will Investigate Donald Trump UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES

Yep, the Mueller investigation is going to wrap up just after the New Year. YOU BET, TRUMP!

FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like ‘YAY!’

It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER.

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Trey Gowdy, Man Who Conducted Eighth Benghazi Investigation, Says Top Dem Is The Real Benghazi

Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.

Michael Flynn’s Grift To Steal Middle East For Russia (And Himself!) Would Make Sarah Palin Blush

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL?