Tag: ivanka trump

Fox Idiot: I Did Not Make A Blowjob Joke About That Woman, Ivanka Trump

Poor Jesse Watters. Born with a silver dick in his mouth.

TrumpCare Rises From The Grave! Your Wonkagenda for April 26, 2017

You'll never guess who's getting a tax cut, WealthCare rides again, and Anne Coulter is set to invade Eternia! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Learns About Delicious Space Pee

Donald Trump had a very good day today.

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey’s Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump

Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Steve Bannon Didn’t Call Jared Kushner A Total Cucking Jew, He Was Talking About GARY!

Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner are GETTING ALONG FINE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Kellyanne Conway Knows Trump Died On Cross So You Might Have These Beautiful Easter Eggs

On this Easter Egg Roll Day, America should THANK DONALD AND MELANIA.

Shit Show Trash Fire ‘Twilight’ Extra Donald Trump Jr. Is A Model Now

Donald Trump Jr. is about to make you moist.

Oh Fuck Off, Fareed Zakaria

He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

IDEA: How About Sean Spicer Shut His Fucking Mouth About Jews Forever?

Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.

President Bannon Thinks Jared Kushner Is Total Cucking Jew! WHOA IF TRUE!

You don't talk about the president's boyfriend we mean son-in-law like that!

TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017

Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!