Tag: ivanka trump

Did Eric Trump Win A ‘Fugly Nazi Makeover’ Contest Or Did He Just Get A Haircut?

What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!

Ivanka Trump Has To Testify In Court About Stealing Other People’s Shoes

International shoe thief Ivanka Trump is going to court.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Happy Day! Jared Kushner Has Made Yip Yap Words, With His Face!

Will you find his voice soothing? CLICK TO FIND OUT! In this OPEN THREAD!

Trump Lawyer Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who

YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Ready To Fuck Donald Trump The Fuck Up

Feinstein is saying OUT LOUD that she's worried Trump will have a tantrum and try to fire Rod Rosenstein AND Robert Mueller.

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!

HELP! Ivanka Trump Is Being OPPRESSED!

Ivanka shared her sadness with 'Fox & Friends,' but she also shared her hope.

You’re All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017

The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG TOMORROW IS WONKETTE BABY TODDLER HUMAN’S BIRTHDAY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.

Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE!

We are just asking, because it SURE SEEMS LIKE IT!

Have Some Bubbly And Take A VIP Tour Of Ivanka Trump’s SHOE SWEATSHOP OF DOOM

She wanted an Oompa Loompa, but all daddy could get her was a Chinese sweatshop where labor activists go missing.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Ivanka Trump

A WONKETTE PROCLAMATION!