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Michael Cohen Paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 Of His Own Lunch Moneys, Because That’s What Friends Are For
Do you believe Michael Cohen's story? Vote YES or HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why Did Mike Pence Go All The Way To The Olympics To Embarrass America When He Can Just Do That At Home?
It's a pity Mike Pence went to the Olympics in the first place.
Fuck all these assholes.
Maybe he can go live in the Big Brother house with Omarosa.
It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.'
Kirsten Gillibrand Suggests Marco Rubio And Ivanka Trump Shove Their Fake Family Leave Up Their Asses
It's a lot better than 'If you want a family, leave.'
Who do you trust with your retirement money: Marco Rubio or Charles and David Koch? What do you mean 'Other options?'
THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.
No, Kelly isn't fired. YET.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!
SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!
Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!