Tag: ivanka trump

Ivanka Blows Kisses While Gaza Strip Burns

Jared should have that peace deal ready any minute now.

Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

Fuck Are All These Russians Doing In Michael Cohen’s Sex Payoff Slush Fund?????

THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT, MICHAEL COHEN?

Rudy Giuliani May Have Committed Wee Oopsie In Trump/Stormy Daniels Case, If You Can Even Believe It

Is Rudy Giuliani evil, senile, stupid or ALL OF THEM KATIE?

John Kelly Thinks Trump Is Total Effing Idiot, So He’s Getting Fired Soon

JOHN KELLY FIRING WATCH: High alert!

Michelle Wolf Was Fucking Fabulous And Transcendent At The White House Correspondent’s Dinner, So Shut Up

The 'fuck your feelings' crowd really got their feelings hurt over this one.

It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 30-YEAR-OLD BABY, DONALD TRUMP!

ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!

Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn’t Have Handed China His County-By-County Electoral Map

When it comes to Chinese tariffs, Donald Trump is whining like a soy boy.
Not the brightest boy

And Now, A Timely Reminder That Jared Kushner Is A Goddamn Moron

Also a mansplaining doucherocket!

My Goodness, Why Are We Being So Mean To That Nice Hope Hicks???

But can a pretty girl even go to jail? Is that, like, LEGAL?

BREAKING: Something Is Happening

TELL EVERYONE YOU EVER MET.

Stupid Trump Thinks He’s Good At Presidenting Now, So Let’s Fire Everybody Some More!

Just another day in President Shit Waffle's America!

A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018

Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.