Tag: ivanka trump

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.
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Uh Oh, Trump’s Gone And Pissed Off The Walmart Now!

Look at all these CEOs telling Donald Trump to fuck off after his pitiful response to Charlottesville!

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner

Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now.

Jared Kushner Forgot To Tell Us About The 77 Assets Hidden In His Couch Cushions

It's like when you find five dollars in a purse you haven't worn in a while, except instead of five dollars, it is a mall in New Jersey.

Sean Spicer’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!

John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017

John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.

Eric Trump Promoted To Second Dumbest Trump Offspring

2nd place is still 1st loser, dumbass. Also it is your OPEN THREAD!

Steve Bannon And The Devil

The War Room, the Magna Carta, and the Murdoch Soup Incident.

Ivanka Taking Daddy’s Seat At The G20 Seems Totally Normal If You Pretend We’re A Monarchy Now

Ivanka sat in for her dad at a G20 session. Is that weird?

Robert Mueller Hires World’s Most Badass Lawyer For Trump-Russia Team. Again. Wonder Why!

This Trump-Russia shit is probably bigger than we ever imagined.