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Michael Cohen Paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 Of His Own Lunch Moneys, Because That’s What Friends Are For

Do you believe Michael Cohen's story? Vote YES or HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why Did Mike Pence Go All The Way To The Olympics To Embarrass America When He Can Just Do That At Home?

It's a pity Mike Pence went to the Olympics in the first place.

Trump Wishes Rob Porter Well, Reminds America Bitches Often Be Lyin’

Fuck all these assholes.

John Kelly YOU’RE FIRED! Watch, Day Three: Trump So Mad! Hope Hicks Such Idiot!

Maybe he can go live in the Big Brother house with Omarosa.

Could Somebody Help John Kelly Find Some Cardboard Boxes? Sturdy Cardboard Boxes Needed.

It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.'

Kirsten Gillibrand Suggests Marco Rubio And Ivanka Trump Shove Their Fake Family Leave Up Their Asses

It's a lot better than 'If you want a family, leave.'

It’s The Marco Rubio/Ivanka Trump ‘Paid Family Leave’ Game! Pay Your Money And … ???

Who do you trust with your retirement money: Marco Rubio or Charles and David Koch? What do you mean 'Other options?'

President Puss-grab Too Manly For Womynists. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 29, 2018

THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.

Ivanka Seeking New Babysitter For Daddy, Because John Kelly Is Jerk President

No, Kelly isn't fired. YET.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has A VERY GOOD DOG

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Seven Things To Think About That Are NOT Trump Comparing Porn Star He Banged To His Daughter Ivanka

Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

Want Even More Nasty Trump Gossip From Michael Wolff? What A Gluttonous Slut You Are!

NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!