Tag: ivanka trump

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Ivanka Trump Remembers Which Floor Of Trump Tower She Was On When Kurt Cobain Died

You guys, Ivanka Trump had a PUNK PHASE.

Trump Poor

No, Mr. President, you cannot borrow a fucking dollar.

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

Oh No, The President’s Various Wives Are Fighting

We are not paying attention to this 'Real Housewives' bullshit and you cannot make us.

Jared And Ivanka Poor Now, Please Send GoFundMe Bucks ASAP

Well this is just upsetting.

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

How Daddy’s Little Frauders Ivanka And Don Trump Jr. Skated On Charges! Are They Lucky Or What?!

You'd think that people who have been criminals for ten years would be better at crime, right?

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

Jared And Ivanka Need To Delete Their Goddamned Accounts. Literally!

How many secret private email accounts do Jared and Ivanka have? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Jared Kushner’s Lawyer Can’t Wait To Fap To Jared’s* NAKED LEGO PORN EMAILS (*Not Jared’s)

Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!

Did Ivanka And Her Homely Older Brother Try To Have Tiffany Trump ‘Bumped’? WHOA IF TRUE!

FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools.

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.