Tag: fbi

Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government

Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has New Pictures Of WONKETTE GRANDBABY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Robert Mueller To Paul Manafort: Knock Knock, Motherfucker!

The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.

Lo, Unto Us A Robert Mueller Trump-Russia Grand Jury Is Born!

Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.

Everybody Connected To Fox’s Seth Rich Murder ‘Reporting’ Is Completely Fucking Nuts

So this is how fake news gets made. Ick!

How Many Dumbfuck Things Can Anthony Scaramucci Say Before Breakfast?

WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!

The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Getting Weird, Y’all. A HOLY SHIT Investigation Into WHAT THE FUCK?

What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!

Trump’s (ALLEGEDLY!) Drunky Lawyer Seems Nice

Imagine sexting with him!

Trump Rage-Bitching About James Comey Again, Because ‘Fox & Friends’ Told Him To

BREAKING NEWS: 'Fox & Friends' Still Controls President's Brain.

Rachel Maddow Not Falling For Dumbass Trump-Russia Forgeries, So Don’t Even Fucking Try

Stop what you're doing and watch this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Adam Schiff Ready To Cram His Giant Subpoenas Down Trump’s Throat

How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?

Michael Flynn’s Dead Friend Tried To Get Hillary’s Whitey Tape From Russia, Because He Was Stupid

This looks like the first evidence of attempted collusion between Trump people and Russia. Surprise, it is VERY DUMB.

And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017

Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!