The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.
HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.
Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.
Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.
You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
Pip pip and cheerio!
Any fucking idiot can tell Trump is compromised by Putin, FOR SOME REASON.
Donald Trump says no firearm safety laws could have helped in Texas. The Air Force's failure to report the shooter's domestic violence conviction suggests otherwise.
COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME.
He would LOVE to use the FBI and Justice Department to punish his political enemies but GRRRR STUPID CONSTITUTION AND RULE OF LAW.
Nobody Goes To Jared No More :(
Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?
They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet!
Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!