Uncle Sam chugged a tall can of Whoop-Ass, and stomped Mother Russia.
Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief.
Something new and different!
Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.
So, how did the FBI learn about this scariest of scary blacketty black men? Well, in the normal place that an investigator might go to find the truth: Alex Jones’ Infowars website.
Oh nothing, just seems like Devin Nunes is trying to get a top-secret American source in the Russia investigation killed. NO BIG.
Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT, MICHAEL COHEN?
Remember that time Rudy Giuliani was a GOOD LAWYER? Haha, us neither.
North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.