Tag: fbi

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?

General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It

Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Failed Indiana GOP Candidate Sends His Holiday Pipe Bomb Early This Year

For once, it wasn't 'a quiet fellow who kept to himself.'

Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don’t Like Cops

I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
Catch you with my death bag. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song

Which Of These Las Vegas Shooting Conspiracy Theories Is Most Stupidest? Potato

The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.

Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID

Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!

LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017

If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
What's the truth, Agent Mulder?

New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO

At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

How Is Trey Gowdy Fucking The Republic Today?

Gowdy just wants to know why the FBI made up the Trump-Russia conspiracy so Hillary Clinton could steal the election FROM HERSELF.

’10 Things I Hate About James Comey’: A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump

Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.