Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.
Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)
Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?
Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.
Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!
LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!
If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?
Wonkette Begs Deep State To Add Dick Jokes To Daily Leaks To Give Exhausted Bloggers A Motherfucking Break
WE ARE SO TIRED OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TIRED.
Donald Trump seems to be the only person surprised to learn James Comey kept notes on their conversations.
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.
It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP?
Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out!