Tag: Eric Trump

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

BANNON, BANNON, BANNON! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 4, 2018

The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.

Trump’s New Year’s Eve Grab-A-Puss-A-Palooza Looks Like It Was Good Wholesome Fun

Don't you wish you could party with the Trumps at Mar-a-Lago? If not, why not?

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Something Seems More Wrong With Donald Trump Jr.’s Face Than Usual

This is just a really bad picture of Donald Trump Jr. and Ted Cruz.

Robert Mueller Following The Dirty Russian Money All The Way Up Donald Trump’s Ass

Robert Mueller's subpoenas to Deutsche Bank for Trump's dirty Russian money mean shit is about to hit the fan, y'all.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

GENERAL JOHN KELLY IS NOT THE DAD OF HIM, DONALD TRUMP!!!

Sounds like the Adult Daycare at 1600 Penn is off the rails.

Oh No, The President’s Various Wives Are Fighting

We are not paying attention to this 'Real Housewives' bullshit and you cannot make us.

Jared And Ivanka Poor Now, Please Send GoFundMe Bucks ASAP

Well this is just upsetting.

If Maggie Haberman’s Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We’re All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.

Did Ivanka And Her Homely Older Brother Try To Have Tiffany Trump ‘Bumped’? WHOA IF TRUE!

FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools.

Which Trump Staffer Said This Pervy Shit To MSNBC’s Katy Tur? Oh, Probably ALL OF THEM KATY

Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!

Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump

Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!