Tag: devin nunes

GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE!

All the lies that are fit to print.

Steve Bannon Tells House Intelligence Committee To Get Fucked, Provokes Riot In Wonkette Chatcave

Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley’s Ass

Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
Go nuts

TFW You’re Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee Tape

Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one!

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still On A World Tour, Come See Us In Reno On Sunday!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Does Devin Nunes Have Mad Cow Disease? We Are Just Asking.

Devin Nunes is going to BUILD THE WALL! In the House Intel Committee's offices, because that's totally normal.

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes’s Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!