Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.
Jesus Christ, this is stupid.
And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!
It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!
ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!
The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!
You won't believe this, but 'Fox & Friends' GOT SOMETHING WRONG.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
What a little Pinocchio he is!
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?
Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.
Donald Trump thinks running the most powerful country in the world is a fucking reality show.
Why isn't Robert Mueller hiring GOOD PEOPLE, like those Fox News judges or Orly Taitz?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!