It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.
Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Also, admitted being moron.
How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?
Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.
Jesus Christ, this is stupid.
And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!
It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!
ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!
The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!
You won't believe this, but 'Fox & Friends' GOT SOMETHING WRONG.
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
What a little Pinocchio he is!
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?
Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.