HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.
GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.
THAT'S RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!
Trump Faves ‘MAGAPill,’ Which Knows Hillary Molested An Underage Girl, A Thing That Definitely Happened
'Idiocracy' is looking more and more like a utopian vision of the future.
It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!
Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.
That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'
Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!
Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!
Skeevy cracker says what? Also your open thread.
Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.
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