Tag: cnn

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.

Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017

GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.

Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker

THAT'S RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

If James O’Keefe Had Asked Chris Cillizza For #Journalism Advice, None Of This Would Have Happened

Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!

Trump Faves ‘MAGAPill,’ Which Knows Hillary Molested An Underage Girl, A Thing That Definitely Happened

'Idiocracy' is looking more and more like a utopian vision of the future.

Look, America, Trump Is Being Putin’s Fuck Toy Again!

It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!

Trump To Practice Presidential Pardons. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 21, 2017

Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Trump USDA Idiot Sam Clovis Pulling Out To Spend More Time With Robert Mueller

If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can’t Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!

That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!

Violence Against Hillary Clinton: Is It *Ever* Not Funny, Donald Trump?

Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!

Gross Fox Sports Douche Man Under Impression CNN Is Own Personal Beer Commercial

Skeevy cracker says what? Also your open thread.

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.

BOAT HEROES Doing More Heroics, In Houston, In Boats!

BOAT HEROES and reporter heroes and other heroes too.