THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CNN?
The white supremacists are crawling out of their holes and heading to the polls.
The Very Best People continue to impress us.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway!
What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.
The Two Best Times Stormy Daniels’s Lawyer Was SO FUCKIN’ HOT The Past 24 Hours, Because We Only Saw Him On TV Twice
Miiiiichael Avenattttttttttttttttti. It's pronounced like Jooooordan Catalaaaaaaaaaaano.
Why does this man have a job on TV anywhere?
How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.
Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.
How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?
We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!
The problem, she says, is crazy people. Hmmm.
Also Cameron Kasky called Dana Loesch a vampire and we are DYING.
Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.