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Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

Do Republicans Hate The Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Because It’s TOO TRUE?

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!

Trump Slut Devin Nunes Rubbing Dick All Over Russia Probe Again

Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.

GOP Sen. Bob Corker Has Only Just Begun To Talk Shit About Donald Trump

Bob Corker isn't the hero we want OR the hero we need, but GODDAMN, this is entertaining.

Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID

Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017

Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.

Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.

How Is Trey Gowdy Fucking The Republic Today?

Gowdy just wants to know why the FBI made up the Trump-Russia conspiracy so Hillary Clinton could steal the election FROM HERSELF.

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

Trump And Chuck Grassley Definitely Phone-Sexing About Corn And Not Trump Jr.’s Coming Senate Grilling. FOR SURE.

This definitely has nothing to do with how Donald Trump Jr. is about to testify before Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee.

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!