Tag: chuck grassley

Little angel babies!

DOJ Finally Investigating Planned Parenthood’s Fetus-Parts Yard Sales

2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.

If You Didn’t Spend Your Moolah On Dames, Firewater And Picture Shows, You Might Not Be A Ne’er-Do-Well!

Jeepers, Mr. Grassley! If the sailors don't come by the dance hall no more, how am I gonna afford my knee rouge?

Orrin Hatch And Chuck Grassley In Poor-Shitting Contest, Congratulations, Both Win!!!!

We also have to do something about all those welfare Cadillacs.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!

Trump Begs LIDDLE’ BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!

Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

Do Republicans Hate The Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Because It’s TOO TRUE?

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!

Trump Slut Devin Nunes Rubbing Dick All Over Russia Probe Again

Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.

GOP Sen. Bob Corker Has Only Just Begun To Talk Shit About Donald Trump

Bob Corker isn't the hero we want OR the hero we need, but GODDAMN, this is entertaining.

Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID

Christopher Steele is a very popular boy!