Tag: america first

‘Real’ People Thanking Trump For Un-Outlawing Christmas, Again

Just in time for Christmas, a love letter from Corey Lewandowski to Donald J Trump XOXOXOXO

Juggalos And Trump Supporters Are Marching On Washington. Two Will Enter, Both Will Be Clowns. (A Live-ish Blog)

MOAR stands for Mother Of All Rallies. So far, about 1,000 people have shown up.

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Flew All The Way To Missouri To Talk About Taxes, And Boy Are His Lies Tired. A Livestream!

Are you ready for Donald Trump to read some lies from a teleprompter? We sure are!

Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump

It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.

Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You’d Expect

It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Trump Idiots ‘Brainstorm’ Messaging About Terrible Presidency, Assumes Brains Not In Evidence

Was there a rope bridge? That could could be repurposed for the inevitable purge...

What Bad Dudes Are We Deporting Today? Dads And DREAMers, Of Course

More dispatches from the New Cruelty

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?
This friggin' guy

President Of Earth Donald J. Trump To America’s NATO Allies: Drop Dead

Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts.
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Donald Trump Gives Serious Foreign Policy Speech Like A Big Boy

Now that Donald Trump has declared himself the Republican Nominee, High Pooh-Bah, and All-Father of the World (Dilute! Dilute!), it's time for him to start Acting Presidential, so he gave a Very Serious Foreign Policy Address today. How serious...

Harold Ford Continues Being Funny In Afterlife

PHEW! We were worried that Harold Ford's decision not to run for the Senate meant that he might start shutting the fuck up at some point. But apparently he understands that that would be too dignity-saving for America, and...