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New Years Eve

2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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Evan Hurst
2,686
2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
That was an easy choice!
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Marcie Jones
405
The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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Doktor Zoom
253
2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
Boy did slop proliferate!
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Marcie Jones
261
2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
It's a scam. It's always a scam.
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Robyn Pennacchia
330
The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
Cheers for the good strikes, jeers to the Trumpy Teamster leader.
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Robyn Pennacchia
173
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
New Year's greetings from Moscow.
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Gary Legum
234
In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
Turns out airing every Trump rally live wasn't the only problem!
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Doktor Zoom
309
The Absolute Stupidest Things People Believed In 2024
Not meant to be comprehensive, because ... well, you know.
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Robyn Pennacchia
287
2024: The Year That Broke Us
It was a bad year!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
510
Five Good Things That Happened In 2024
There were more than five, we think, but we're not spending all day writing this.
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Doktor Zoom
278
2024 From The Back Of Dom's Van.
The year in hey, Wonkette has a photojournalist!
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Dominic Gwinn
139
In The Wonkette System, There Are Dogs And There Are Cats. These Are Their New Year's Resolutions.
Looking back sucks. Looking forward sucks. Look at these furry idiots instead!
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Evan Hurst
345
Your 2023 Legislative Badass Is ... Not A Legislator, It's Joe Biden!
Congress barely legislated, but when it did, Joe won.
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Doktor Zoom
5,347
Wonkette’s 2023 Legislative Shitheel Is/Was His Teenage Son’s No-Porning Accountabili-buddy, Isn’t That Sick?
Fuuuucking creep.
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Evan Hurst
267
Wonkette's 2023 Sexiest Person Alive Is ... The UAW's Shawn Fain!
Yeah he is.
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Robyn Pennacchia
380
2023 In Memoriam: Good People Who Are Dead
Celebrating just a few humans who passed away in 2023, but ONLY THE GOOD ONES.
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Sara Benincasa
270
2023 Was Earth's Hottest Year Ever, AND The Climate Outlook Is Finally Improving
Our money is very much on Hope.
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Doktor Zoom
219
2023 In The World's Last Website!
It's US! Wonkette!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
450
2023: James Comer’s Year Of Looking For Hunter Biden’s Penis But Never Finding It
No, this isn't Legislative Shitheel.
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Evan Hurst
333
2023, The Year George Santos Truly Became President
He's still less pathetic than Kevin McCarthy.
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Stephen Robinson
238
2023: The Year Tommy Tuberville Fucked The Military And Saved Zero (0) Unborned Babies, What A Dumbass
This is not legislative shitheel.
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Evan Hurst
380
2023, When Kevin McCarthy Was House Speaker For A Few Months
Farewell, Kevin, you won’t be missed.
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Stephen Robinson
192
2023, The Year Congress Did Jack Shit
Pitiful, just pitiful.
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Stephen Robinson
177
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