It Puts The Wonkette On Its Bosoms
Just a regular old mystery woman wearing our Bernie shirt on TV, guess we will never know who.
Wonkeros and Wonkerinas, we have heard your cries for things like "women's Kitten With a Whip" T-shirts, and since Friend of Wonkette "L.L." asked for one, we finally decided OH OKAY WE GUESS.
We have other new items for your enjoyment, like this onesie and other stuff, we don't know, ask her.
Does Gawker have a Wonkette Babby? We didn't think so.
And these guys show how to be a Best Liberal Friend this holiday season. You got your Hillary on my Bernie! You got your Bernie on my ... oh, never mind. Buy a pair for you and someone you love and with whom you mildly disagree on some things but agree on most things, today!
Not even punching each other or anything, because liberals are grown-ups.
Perhaps you are in the market for filthy liberal soap for your filthy liberal body? (Or your brother's filthy Fox-watching body, nothing better than a passive-agressive Christmukkah!) Real Friend of Wonkette for Real Paula and her BubbleGenius shop have you covered (in vegan soaps).
Arguing with you is like arguing with a bar of soap
The War on Christmas is coming, so enlist with your money, like the Supreme Court and Citizens United intended.
You're fooling yourself, we're living in a dictatorship!
And we love her for it!
Lawless was also Ron Swanson's baby mama on 'Parks and Recreation', and not a Tammy!