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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh Lord Cheese Whiz! Do not be offended by these horrible blasphemes puns. These Libtards know not what they do.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

CNN projects a Walker win. I have some relatives in Wisconsin that are going to be bummed out tonight. I think I'll break out a bottle of raspberry mead to ease the pain myself. Sigh.

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102415's avatar

All it took was some kitchen cabinets to send Gov. Rowland to jail in CT.

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chascates's avatar

Hey, there's no vagina shots of Linkins on that site! Got any Pareene porn?

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chascates's avatar

Rubbing Salt Into America's Wounds would be a great name for a band but will do as a slogan for Wonkette.

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Fartknocker's avatar

The drinking lamp has been illuminated in my house. We'll be settling in for an evening of MSNBC. Cheers fellow Wonketters.

And surprise, surprise, the GOP voted against the Equal Pay for Women bill. <a href="http://www.chron.com/news/a..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.chron.com/news/article/Senate-GOP-bloc...">http://www.chron.com/news/a...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/homosapiens.jpg" target="_blank">This.</a>

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You know who else died on June 5th? Dee Dee Ramone, who wrote the song <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=HHfWMRWBxxg" target="_blank">Glad to See You Go</a>.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

ntb:

WIN!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Even though they've only ever seen one on that there teevee.

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fuflans's avatar

on wisconsin.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Republicans have a name for the fake robocalls: "standard operating procedure".

They also have a name for the couple of nights you spend in prison on the very, very, very rare occasions you get caught: "the cost of doing business".

PS. don't bother reading about algebraic topology, just make a friend in Minsk who has a friend in Pinsk whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk with friend in Akmolinsk. Only be sure always to call it, please, "research".

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SullivanSt's avatar

The fraud against voters started days ago.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Sounds like <em>someone</em> is having sexytime with a roadie. Or maybe just planning to?

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>and they are so much more sure than we can ever be</blockquote>

"The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." -- the ever-quotable Bertrand Russell

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TundraGrifter's avatar

McDongle?

Didn't he used to play second base for the Mets? Nifty glove but he hit about a buck fifty?

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