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Nancy's avatar

I feel that John Fugelsang has correctly pointed out that our news cycle is measured in “WTFs” ago

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Kerry's avatar

You are NOT the only non-MAGA person who regrets the rate cuts. I, too, grieve for my savings which will now return to languishing in an interest-rate basement like shriveled mushrooms.

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DaveB's avatar

Congratulations! I'm on the every three years butt probe schedule. The carefully measured fentanyl makes it all worthwhile.

And you're not alone on :( about the rate cuts. "Free" money from the bank has been fun.

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John_atx's avatar

Wait until you hear about Microsoft buying the Three Mile Island reactor in order to restart it and use 100% of the electricity generated for AI. What could possibly go wrong?

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John_atx's avatar

I guess it’s not as terrible as it first seems. I guess the reactor that’s being brought back online was in use until 5 years ago. For a while, I was getting ready to read about giant radioactive ants or whatever roaming Pennsylvania

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Karen Rhodes's avatar

Colonoscopy? Me too. More tests to come but when they said return in ten years, I laughed. When I’m 84? As long as I live to dance on Trump’s grave, it’s all good. I got off the two year after a clean test so hang in there.

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Aocm🇨🇦💯's avatar

mine's 5yrs, I said I'll be 73! he said I'm in good health so it'll be fine for me, after finding 2 polyps (down from 3 previously), and my family history, he wants to get another look, yay!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Good for you, Rebecca. I just had a ten year followup in March. It's always better to know.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Congrats on the OK butt.

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