Wonkette Semi-Aquatic Rodent Operative "Claiborne" asks this very important question, and the answer is: because they are terrorists.
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Wonkette Semi-Aquatic Rodent Operative "Claiborne" asks this very important question, and the answer is: because they are terrorists.