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Pura Vida19's avatar

A bag lasts about a day and a half if it’s not too cold. I think of it as our primary heat source and try to use the electric furnace to spread the heat around.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Nice of them not to cover her ass. That brought the whole costume together.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Catch-22. It really is some catch.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Side benefit. If your genome contains some anomaly that leads to a new therapy or refinement of an existing therapy for a genetic condition, 23&Me get any bucks that come out of that, because they own the genome, not you.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Have you seen what this one's infested with? There's got to be one out there that's moron-free.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Not in my price range

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DDB9000's avatar

I would believe the Spandex theory. These people are weaing in too tightly and it causes lack of oxygen to the ''brains''...

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Zeitgeist's avatar

Oof. That pun deserves a through Spanx-ing.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

They get plentiful food and great vet care 24/7.Zoo animals live much longer than their wild cousins, and serve the important function of reminding us what we're fighting for.

Example: when male lions are expelled from their "harems" by a stronger, younger males, they starve to death, (no females hunting for them).In the zoo, an older male is fed, and lives much longer.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Just think of all the flights between two airports.

All the different times, gates, terminals, etc.

Then all the people crowding into the boarding line.

All the different groups.

And there we were. Same/same/same/same.... TWICE!!

It really was amazing!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I just discovered a new crime series on the MhZ Choice streaming channel called "Barcelona Crime." It is a German series with English subtitles, but is set and filmed in Barcelona. Best of all, the lead detective is a very handsome, sexy young man who makes me wish I was 30 years younger. I see that Barcelona has several very striking high-rise office buildings on its skyline, but basically the City hasn't changed much since I was there 47 years ago. They even go to Sitges in the very first episode.

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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

Somebody should go to jail for giving her that present. And selling it.

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Elderly John's avatar

Giving an imaginary baptism shouldn't hurt. They might get a chuckle out of it.

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Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

The cooked shit is shit.

Hail Chemistry!!

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SterWonk's avatar

(((HUGS)))

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Higgs Boson's avatar

Hey, Classic Lesbian Flannel is the name of my Riot Grrl/Swing/Zydeco fusion band!

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