Because the world's most powerful military is being destroyed by a combination of a) goat herders in Afghanistan and b) some weird guy with a website, the Pentagon has just banned any kind of little gizmo that can save information off a computer.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=5WCTn4FljUQ" target="_blank">These new fangled gadgets are unbelievable.</a>
Hey, that&#039;s not my USB port!
[waiting for punchline...]
The correct response is &quot;That&#039;s not my thumb drive.&quot;
And this shows that Obama is morally weak.
All these top secrets will end up on workers&#039; Facebook pages anyway.
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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=5WCTn4FljUQ" target="_blank">These new fangled gadgets are unbelievable.</a>
Hey, that&#039;s not my USB port!
[waiting for punchline...]
The correct response is &quot;That&#039;s not my thumb drive.&quot;
And this shows that Obama is morally weak.
All these top secrets will end up on workers&#039; Facebook pages anyway.