"We apologize for writing something earnest, but, you know, Jesus hopped-up Christ."
Please never apologize for what brings us to Wonkette. Well, the earnest writing plus the dick jokes.
Where I come from it's Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
On a pogo stick.
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"We apologize for writing something earnest, but, you know, Jesus hopped-up Christ."
Please never apologize for what brings us to Wonkette. Well, the earnest writing plus the dick jokes.
Where I come from it's Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
On a pogo stick.