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The Editors at News Vacuum's avatar

Just a theory (but, why not?): AP is the news org. that broke the story (in early October 2024) about the God Bless the USA/"Trump Bibles" being printed in China. That's to say that the AP was already on Trump's shit list by the time they pushed his button with the Gulf of America business. The AP challenged Trump's authority with the Gulf stuff but, even worse, they probably caused him to lose money with the Bible exposé.

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Serendipity's avatar

Trump winning on technicalities shows that the rule of law isn’t dead yet. Not all judges are like Eileen Cannon, yet.

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Rad's avatar

Has anyone heard anything of the "#IdesOfTrump Postcard Protest" in March? Not a peep out of the People (Urinal) House.

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DemoCat's avatar

Ma Lardo is officially located in Moon Pie Town. My wife said we have to buy a box of Moon Pies to show our support after they tweeted that.

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DemoCat's avatar

1st Amendment permits us to call him Farty McClownPenis, and decorum requires it.

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FredRock's avatar

"thin-skinned little human urinal cake"

Nice. Love it.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I call it That Thing infesting the Offal Office. I cannot say what I wish would happen to it without inviting the Banhammer of Loving Correction to come down upon my head. I wish the same for Putin, Vance, the Rs who support them (especially in Congress) and everyone else who doesn't support Ukrainian victory.

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Joe Christmas's avatar

We are no longer up Shit Creek, We are up America Creek

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Goldfish's avatar

Hope you're happy, Rupert.

Rupert dropping dead and throwing Faux News into chaos is just the cherry this shit sundae needs.

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DemoCat's avatar

Murdoch and Trump will each live to 100. It seems unconscionable that some decent people die of heart disease at age 49, while vile, bloated bags of garbage like those two live well beyond their statistical life expectancy. But my wife figured it out. It’s a deal with the devil. Neither of them believes in anything except their own needs, so when Beelzebub offered 100 years to plunder humanity in exchange for an eternity as a giant isopod trapped 1600 feet below the surface of the sea, they both scoffed, shrugged and signed the deal.

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Biff52 is Tariffied's avatar

Damn it, you got my hopes up!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

The White House is in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico now? Did they repurpose an oil rig? I have so many questions.

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Erika's avatar

Either trump has fired his make-up artist, or his make-up do-er HATES him with a seething rage, because his orange-ness is beginning to look extra rough.

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Marla's avatar

The Orange Shitstain clearly doesn't have any gay friends (at least not in the makeup room) or he'd never be allowed to go out in public like that.

And I am here for it. The more he looks like the fool he is, the better. The outside matches the inside.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

By this time next week, he's going to look like Pizza the Hutt.

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Caepan's avatar

I believe that COWH applies his own spray tan and makeup.

So in a way, his "makeup artist" DOES hate him with a seething rage.

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gallbladder's avatar

You're looking well, Donnie!

Loser toddler.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

A little dick on dick action. Oh my!

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rick prose's avatar

The late Professor Irwin Corey would never say Ronald Reagan's name without adding, "that piece of shit!" I do the same when I am forced to utter the name of the orange carbuncle currently posing as POTUS, and, I gotta say, it feels really good, especially if I am among a group of people who may not share my views. I suggest everyone try it.

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Biff52 is Tariffied's avatar

I won't utter his name. He will never rank more than tfg to me. Used to mean "the former guy", now it's "that fucking guy."

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

The leader of a single nation cannot unilaterally rename an international body of water. I can't see why that is so fucking hard for some people to understand.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And who gives a fuck if the president believes his executive orders are law? They are official memos to the Executive Branch on how to proceed with policy.

Only Congress can make laws.

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Mormos's avatar

And now we see if PAB complies

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