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It means that somewhere in your journey you either were blessed with or were taught critical thinking skills.

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The opposite of a hooloovoo?

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Really looking forward to the "father of the bride" speech

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He's a mean old bitch if there ever was a bitch. He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

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MemoTo: TFGFr: USARe: Your Role in Future of AmericaDate: Immediately

You're Fired.

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Pass the popcorn! šŸæ

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Trump still can have the Republican nomination by lifting an eyebrow. It's amazing to me that he's still so jealous of DeSantis.

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We could have short election seasons, if we got rid of primaries and let political parties control who stands in elections, like basically every other country on the planet.

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It was a plan. The idea that his run was some kind of spontaneous, lucky whim is a myth. He's a protege of Roy Cohn. He knew exactly what he was doing, and had been getting coaching for years.

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You mean: what's the difference between a House impeachment investigation and a criminal prosecution?

Gosh ... I wonder.

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I wonder why she didn't just elope.

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Let 'em fight?Just "Let 'em fight?"Let 'em have it out in a shower stall with their left hands lashed together and bowie knives in their right, since they are so big on old west macho braggadocio. Being Trump and DeSantis, though, they'd use toothpicks and claim it was bowies, or maybe chainsaws. No such hyperbolic bragging would ever have passed quasi-human lips since Bob and the Child of Calamity traded boasts and threats on the Mississippi.Bel-Marduk of Babylon. We have really lived to see the day of degradation when one of these objects has occupied the White House and the other has an actual chance of getting there.

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As said earlier, seems like a good time to shut Mar-A-Lago down for code violations. Or just close the roads in and out of Palm Beach on and off for 2 years.

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Dude, just let him keep talking, screw the popcorn, I am stepping out for oysters and champagne.

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