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"only the people who are doing FRAUD will be complaining" Except for the fact that people with disabilities are LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP MORE THAN 2K IN ASSETS.

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For the first time, I'm actually glad I don't qualify for Social Security (due to Teacher, Being A). Not because I couldn't use the benefits--and I did pay in to the system for awhile--but because the Trump headache makes me glad someone else is getting that money, someone prepared to win the Hunger Games struggle this administration has forced us all into.

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Well I did get my check today.

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Blow it out your ass, Pammy Jo. [Public Notice]

𝗕𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘁 𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻

Hurting Musk's feefees is not a crime no matter how many Fox hits the AG does.

https://www.publicnotice.co/p/bondi-crockett-musk-tesla?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=501423&post_id=159837873&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=3i9ct&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

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Woman who took a bribe from Epstein to make his case go away says what now?

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How does she expect to be taken seriously? Oh, right, nevermind.

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Alina Habba is gaining on her from the outside if she slips up.

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Morg-Elon?

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Yeah, that's gonna make people stop hating Illegal Elon. Actually, it's fueling the fire, seeing how this maladministration favors Illegal Elon.

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How thin *is* his skin?

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Thinner than a quarter panel on a wankpanzer.

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FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE! FLOUNCE!

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Pammy Jo even *looks* like the actress from Mean Girls.

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oh. So they are doing all this to FIND fraud waste and abuse. Not that there is any fraud waste and abuse that they know of. They have to cut off all the olds and let them wait a month for their check, because that is normal for people who regularly have to decide between food and medicine, /just in case/ there is fraud, waste, and abuse.

I think they might be the fraud, waste, and abuse.

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They ARE the waste, fraud, and abuse. There is no doubt about it. And add to the maladministration threatening anyone hurting Illegal Elon's fee-fees and demonstrating against Tesla, it shows just how shitty they all are.

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This is what people voted for.

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I know. It is difficult for me to drum up a shittonn of sympathy for a certain segment of the population whining about how the leopards were not supposed to eat their faces. BUT in this instance, considering a lot of olds are more or less lonely and scared and prone to fall for cons due to ailing mental abilities (hence all the cons aimed at olds) and Fox et al are indeed a long con aimed at them (they use the same tactics most of the fraudsters use to nail their audience), and that while there are a few 11 year olds getting survivor benefits, this will mostly affect said olds, I actually feel that sympathy on this one.

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Yep, but not all of us.

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India is hiring and companies are improving their manufacturing base. Europe is inviting American scientists to work there. Trump is dismantling the United States. Deport the entire Trump administration to the prison in El sSlvador.

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Deport them to India. I am sure they can find work... somewhere .... doing something.

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Reverse Brain Drain. There's a whole lotta research scientists that have had Elon and his kiddy-corps cutting off their funding that are ready to leave. China, for one, would welcome them.

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I proposed it once as a joke, but apparently some governments are doing it and offering jobs to fired CIA/NSA folks.

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That's one way of getting a motivated workforce.

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University of Toronto just hired 2 Yale professors who specialize in studying fascism and totalitarianism.

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Rule One: Know thy enemy.

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MAD= Make America DUMB.

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Rep. Ronny Jackson Proposes to End Anti-Meat Dietary Guidelines from Biden Admin: ‘Woke, Anti-American Scam’

"The Biden administration’s dietary guidelines were a woke, anti-American scam. My bill will put an end to this left-wing nonsense, restore transparency and accountability to the process, and make sure our dietary guidelines are based on real science, not bureaucratic activism,” Jackson said in a written statement to Breitbart News.

The legislation aims to scrap the Biden administration’s protein recommendations and promotion of beans and lentils and other plant-based proteins over meat-based options.

--From Dead Breitbart

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Rep. Pill-pusher?

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Transparency?

What lack of transparency about meat studies is he talkig about?

The do know that a recommendation is just a recommendation, right?

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I would never trust a doctor that fucking stupid to treat me.

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Which cigarette brands does he find most healthful?

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So I strategically went to bed at 10:30 in anticipation of waking up in the middle of the night, which I have been doing for the last month. I think I kind of pissed off the part of my brain that is supposed to wake up and worry because I got up and I started the dryer, instead of staying up last night to run it. And I switched out my waterproof MP3 player, so both of them will be charged next time I go for a swim, assuming I remember to take that with me to the pool. And now I am getting ready to fold laundry while the sheets finish drying. I am hoping to convince myself that there’s no point in waking up in the middle of the night because I’ll just put myself to work.

But I found out what these guys are up to at 2 AM in the morning.

https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-103470327?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di

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Perhaps if you indulged the playful whims of a certain feline flossophiliac more, and for longer, you'd tire yourself out and get back on a better sleep schedule. *pockets fur-covered twenty*

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Welcome to the 2:30AM club.

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I know what they're up to. No. Good. They're up to no good.

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Definitely up to something.

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*glances around*

No dancing in the streets or wild bacchanalia ... oh, well ... he isn't dead yet.

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Even if The Reaper had added him to her to do list, I would not be celebrating. His successor would be J Divans, after all.

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Yeah, what's the point in impeachment or death for the Abomination, when the Couch fucker will take over?

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Peter T̶h̶e̶i̶f̶ Theil will have Feculent Skum frog walked to the sidewalk faster than you can say unplanned disassembly.

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I think getting him to chase a laser pointer around the Oval Office would keep him occupied for the rest of the term. If he gets bored, send him out for donuts on occasion.

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Impeachment or demise of the convicted felon is enough to start.

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I've tried to game that out in my head, but the calculations keep directing me to the cult's reactions once their god made manifest cacks it. A very wide range of possible responses, from random shootings to mass suicides.

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All of that and of course the endless conspiracy theories because how else could an almost 80 year old who thinks exercise is a waste and eats nothing but high saturated fats die if not from an elaborate murder?

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Precisely. It'll keep conspiracy theorists busy into the next century.

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Been there, done that with JFK. Ho-hum.

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fine by me. Will be nice for them to have something new to obsess over.

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Of course, his demise will immediately send various rabid types into enacting their murder fantasies against various prominent Democrats and others.

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And exactly how would that be different from the present situation?

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Salem Radio Network's Hugh Hewitt replacement speaks out.

"Chris Stigall: The Most Offensive Part of the Signal Leak Is Grown Men Using Emojis"

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🤣🤣🤣🤷

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It figures that a con would obsess over the Emoji use.

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Dana Milbank at the Bezos Post has a good take on it.

begone paywall, I ain't payin' for Lauren's shoes.

https://archive.ph/6NoUe

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The Emojis are bad for such a serious issue, but the security breaches - uses Signal and including a journalist, are worse. Also worse - thinking this would make Biden look like a failure and their assumptions about Europe. This maladministration thinks that everything is a reality show.

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If they want to play that game they are all "The Weakest Link". Goodbye.

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"Find me a dumber version of Hugh Hewitt"

"That may take a while, boss"

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Good morning!

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That falcon still don't fly.

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Morning all. ☕️

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Good morning, Diane!

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I knew information rat terrier Alex Jones would get to the bottom of this scandal.

"BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: All Evidence Points Toward Trump's War Cabinet Being Framed By A CIA Vault 7 Style Operation In The "Leak" Of Houthi War Plans On Signal"

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leak?

They invited the guy themselves.

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"Vault 7 Style"? Some new position not in the Kama Sutra?

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Sure_jan.gif

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I don't find this Onion article humorous.

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"Vault 7?" Someone's been playing Fallout?

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Reality is a sliding scale.

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Whatever happened to "Q"?

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How's Morph doing healthwise?

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He's fine as far as I can tell. He was supposed to go to the vet yesterday for a checkup and to start his EU passport (yes they give passports to pets). However, he wasn't stoned enough and put up a huge fight about getting in the carrier causing some damage to Mr. O's hand, so we rescheduled.

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I did see a couple of days ago that he had a vet visit on his dance card. Didn't know if it was for a concern. Mr O may need to remember to wear gloves next time.

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Still on Impractical Jokers

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"Q" isn't bringing in the $ like he used to.

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Guess he or she or it or them is hiding out with Jerry Falwell Jr somewhere warm and safe.

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Didn't he die in one episode of 'Picard?'

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OK, I'm going to admit it - I too have a supa sekrit Signal group, and, here and now, as I haven't randomly included a member of the press, I am going to tell you all : H is going to see the new Jason Stathem film, and S and I are going to see Time Travel is Dangerous - a new low budget indie British film.

I will of course now resign.... from something

(Names redacted to protect the innocent)

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An Ohio sheriff took to the department's official Facebook page to deliver a stern warning Tuesday to "fat guys" wearing "mom's pajamas" who dare think of vandalizing Teslas in his county.

Richard Jones, sheriff of Butler, County, Ohio, livestreamed himself standing next to a green Tesla Cybertruck and its owner, where he attempted to ward off any would-be criminals thinking of joining in on nationwide attacks on the vehicles.

https://www.rawstory.com/tesla-2671454207/

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Giving Tesla and Illegal Elon the special law enforcement treatment isn't the going to make folks less angry with Illegal Elon. Instead of discouraging demonstrating against Illegal Elon's most visible company, it will encourage it.

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Two tiers, dontcha know.

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How did they get into the sheriff’s mom’s pajamas?

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The shot elephant took them off

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Twas just a flesh wound after all.

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This is the correct answer.

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It's the Jones Family of Butler County. Don't ask for details.

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[mentally edits completely horrible answer to this question]

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That includes an incident this week in which multiple incendiary devices were found at a Tesla showroom in Austin, Texas.

Uuuh - Those were the Teslas waiting to be taken on a test-frive.

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I hope Elon's tortured by the continuous chant of "everyone hates you" inside his head while he does his nightly hair plug maintenance ritual.

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Just like Trump you have to think that they secretly hate themselves and refuse to admit it. We all have a bit of that, but learn to live with it. That's called maturity.

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Yesterday someone speculated it was an accidentally discovered attempt at insurance fraud to deal with the Teslas that were languishing on the lot. That feels like it could actually be a thing that might happen.

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I assume Ellunge is paying arsonists. To arson his stores. Ketamine is a hell of a drug, you know.

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Yep, I had the same thought a few days ago as they were all about criminalizing it (basically doing it themselves and having the excuse to go after "libs" they accuse)

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"I'm such a victim! Poor me!"

< covers face but peaks for the desired sympathy >

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Yup. The kicker is that if the police somehow don't investigate properly, the insurance companies are more than capable of taking over and nailing any fraud to the wall.

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Even when there isn't any.

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Somehow, the non-existent Russian Black Sea Fleet continues to hit Ukraine at will with precision missile strikes, including NATO weapon deliveries to Odessa. The idea that Ukraine has no need to negotiate is a fantasy.

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I don't think they are launching those drones and missiles from the fleet. It mostly stays in Russian ports, safe from Ukrainian drones.

There is no negotiated agreement Putin will respect.

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This "negotiation" is a fantasy.

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Has Alina Habba designed Trump's gaudy Order of Lenin medal he will be awarded on May 1, yet?

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For once, the Dolchstosslegende will be a real thing.

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