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Mahousu's avatar

Except he won't recognize your face later.

You'd have to drop trou, and then, well, illegitimate things would happen ...

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PubOption's avatar

An honest politician, at least while discussing corruption.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His buttcrack? Scans Mastercards.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

BAM! Right in his surveyor's marks!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Doh! You must have seen it too?!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

An EBay logo trampstamp is <i>way</i> more subtle, Todd.

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chascates's avatar

Look, if a two or three hundred Wonketters will pitch in $25 each I bet we could get Akin to sit down with us. And drink the LSD-spiked glass of iced tea I will be giving him.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>You remember who’s helping you. </blockquote>

47% take note.

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PsycWench's avatar

Maybe Honey Boo Boo could help him show how a dollar makes him holler.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

What was that noise at 58 seconds? The fist of an angry god?

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fuflans's avatar

<i>They write me a decent check. I remember that. The people that I thought were friends that tell me to go away because they are supporting someone else, I remember that. You know, I can remember back to 12 years ago. You remember who’s helping you...</i>

HAHAHAHAHAHHA dude thinks he matters!!

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