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M'Hael's avatar

Dear... Gods...

Not even a day, and the news is out on Tim Walz's horrific actions in schools. The Harris-Walz ticket is DONE on day one.

Do you guys realize that he made sure that menstrual supplies were available in schools to offset period insecurity and the sometimes unpredictable nature of periods themselves?? No sweeping the issue under the rug, no religious materials to speak of its inherent evil, not even any special classrooms built to house and shun girls on their period!!

WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER PROVIDES AID AND SECURITY FOR SUCH A VILE BODILY FUNCTION??

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Caepan's avatar

And every troll and bot on Xitter are posting that Walz put tampons IN TEH BOYS BATHROOMS!

Man, they got nothing.

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Now *everybody's* gonna want to have a period!

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FionaAnne's avatar

#TamponTim!!!

Better than #PeriodsForPence.

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TexasDumb's avatar

I would LOVE for some GOP asshole to bring that up with faux outrage and everyone around the table stare and him and say, "You're weird."

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Pope Buck I's avatar

He seems DETERMINED to encourage them in their icky girl cootie-ness. Impeachment proceedings are underway.

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MrEes's avatar

A radical Marxist, and decent human being?

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DaveB's avatar

Our Monster Governor. But in the spirit of Minnesota nice, we’re willing to share.

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Elderly John's avatar

That's very gracious of you, and we tend our thanks.

This gonna be gud.

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