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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I *wish* I could pace myself

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BlueSpot's avatar

You are more than welcome to join the Open Thread any night. It's the discussion on the last post of the day here. Glad to see you on Wonkette.

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Anaid's avatar

Aaaah! It's Jeff! My other morning ritual read besides Wonkette!

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TakingAmes's avatar

Dude, we need your voice so take a break every once in a while. Protect your peace. DonтАЩt burn out!

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ConfirmedBias's avatar

Hi Jeff! Love your essays, I know I donтАЩt have to say it, but keep on keeping on!

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

BIG fan here, Jeff! Keep up the Good Work - America needs it!!!

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

Hah! Wonkette lurkers reveal themselves! (Your essays give me life)

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I read your piece. I wonder if the ADL is now the Aryan Defense League?

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

It will only get worse.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Thank you for your service, Jeff!

If things get stupid, you can always come over and Snark with us peeps here on Wonkette. We love ya!

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GEM's avatar

Hi Jeff!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

the decaf is the pot with the orange handle.

ototh, the silk road guy got pardoned. maybe we can all pitch in on a pallet of seconal...

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Androgenous AF's avatar

I'd be willing to get stuff for maga's to do themselves in. All the bs about mexico bringing it in...they're buying it. And it's only going to get worse as reality sinks in...

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Pere Ubu's avatar

To paraphrase MST3K:

"So, how long have we been in the Regime, here, like six months?"

"No, it's more like two days."

"Huh."

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

тАЬ itтАЩs been 84 years!тАЭ

тАЬ no, it hasnтАЩt. ItтАЩs only been one day.тАЭ

тАЬSHITTTTTTTтАЭ

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It's called Jen in particular's avatar

(gets towel, spit bucket, water spritzer and mouth guard) come on, champ, keep your guard up!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

i need a good cut man over here.

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josephebacon's avatar

As Al Jolson said a century ago, "You ain't seen nothin' yet!"

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irish379's avatar

don't use that expression. that fuck Reagan used it after he was re-elected in '84

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Stroke1's avatar

As Bette Davis said 3/4 century ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEEh0GF_C8

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