Wouldn't you know it -- a Tennessee church has gone and thrown a big steaming pile of Godnastiness all over our nice-time story from a couple weeks back.
Being kicked out of such a church is no loss. I'd regard it as a badge of honor and wouldn't hesitate to tell everyone I knew about it. I don't know why anyone ever gives these jerks the slightest attention.
Anything less than shunning the kid is "endorsing that lifestyle." (Or "condoning" it, as if they were equivalent terms.) Her sin was so grievous that even her siblings were booted. That's some high-octane love, right there.
Being kicked out of such a church is no loss. I'd regard it as a badge of honor and wouldn't hesitate to tell everyone I knew about it. I don't know why anyone ever gives these jerks the slightest attention.
The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his <strike> parishioners</strike> field
He&#039;s a pragmatic guy. Get rid of the sinners, and the whole church experience will be nicer for the sanctified sheep who remain...
Under their cotton-polyester blend shirt.
and a Peter Max poster also too
that explains the rainbows
wait a minute, you were sharing Vodka? Funny, he&#039;s never mentioned that...
MICHELLE SHOCKED LIBUL!!1!
(at least until she went off her meds and went full metal fundie)
at first glance, I read that as MoDo trainspotting and thought that she&#039;s gotten into Peggy&#039;s liquor cabinet again...
Anything less than shunning the kid is &quot;endorsing that lifestyle.&quot; (Or &quot;condoning&quot; it, as if they were equivalent terms.) Her sin was so grievous that even her siblings were booted. That&#039;s some high-octane love, right there.
Does the free appliance arrive sometime after you convert, then?
The mis-translations are very clear, though.
Forced sex hits rather close to home, for some, so it&#039;s really easier on the flock as a whole to change it to homosex.
A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with...
This is properly sanctimonious, and closely related to the Jane Fonda Unforgivibility Doctrine.
Mine was Comic Sans, but I got better.
Just wait, next they will be kicking out everyone who works at Red Lobster.
The Bible speaks very plainly about eating shellfish...