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Cat Cafe's avatar

I'd just like my tax dollars to stop funding these dipshits in the taker states trying to take my rights away. Let's stop Federal dollars to any state that tries to deny constitutional rights to half the American population.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

My dentist always gives me a very thorough drilling.... what?

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Marr's avatar

If only Planned Parenthood had known that all you had to do was donate $25,000 to Pam Bondi's election fund all of this could have been avoided.

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cleos_mom's avatar

When I was in my 20s, Planned Parenthood provided the only medical care I could afford. At age 66, I still take these anti-choice antics personally.

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cleos_mom's avatar

The Gubber Mint is banned from paying for abortions but "places of worship" get a pass on taxes that the rest of us have to pay. And being active in an organized religion amounts to a voluntary lifestyle, not a group one is born into.

Time to tax the churches and use the proceeds for family planning.

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cleos_mom's avatar

But will America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses do Pap smears?

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cleos_mom's avatar

Gives "Norfolk, Virginia" a whole new meaning.

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cleos_mom's avatar

Nice little touch at the end where the story made it clear that the thugs blamed the victim.

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cleos_mom's avatar

The Fourth could easily be nicknamed "Natural Selection Day."

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cleos_mom's avatar

Senior coffee with one cream.

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cleos_mom's avatar

A hearer might well reply, "a gator."

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Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

Well, we had a lady judge knock down 'women protection laws' who should have recused herself because she's a lady and obviously biased and activist, and now we have a man judge doing the same thing, but he should recuse himself because this is about lady stuff. What does a man know about lady stuff? I think that pretty well sums up the Stupids for Life positions, yes?

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Content unavailable's avatar

I'm surprised, both that you had the energy to check it out and were able to find someone who remembers it. Now, certainly, you will trust me, always.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Oh, I never said I checked it out. But the lack of a punchline led me to assume it was at least meant as a true story, albeit a potentially embellished/mythical one. And now I have to actively resist the urge to go check.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The small government constitutionalists must be in seventh heaven with all these judicial rulings against government overreach into citizens' private lives.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Princess of Wands in Barbara G. Walker's Tarot deck (the one I use). It's on this page https://turtlephoenix.wordp... but you'll have to scroll about 2/3 of the way down the page.

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