To The Victor Go The Spoils: We Won The War On Christmas, So Now We Get Sonia Sotomayor To Ball Hard In The New Year
If you ever wondered "when will one event combine my love of freezing outdoor events, music's fading stars and newer hotties, and the Justices of the Supreme Court?" today is your luckiest day, because Sonia Sotomayor will lead the 60-second countdown and push the big button to lower the big ball during Rockin' New Year's Eve.
Will wingnuts revolt because it is a liebrul judge? Will FoxNews give equal time to Antonin Scalia, letting him stomp tiny disco balls in rage?
Part of NYC's sekrit plan to get marriage equality passed in all the Midwest states. Last time I passed through Times Square at night there were at least 6 Naked Cowboys, and the Batmans and Elmos damn near outnumbered the tourists.
Which leads me to the other thing I'm wondering: "9:57 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. Hourly Countdown with Spider-Man. As we approach the New Year, Spider-Man [...] will appear at the Nivea Countdown Stage."
My question is: Which one? And will he get back from Cambodia in time? <a href="http://www.aljazeera.com/mr..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.aljazeera.com/mritems/images/2013/12/2...">http://www.aljazeera.com/mr...
&quot;We Won The War On Christmas&quot;
Someone tell Michael Bolton.