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Incoming Ham's avatar

Mine as well. He was adorably goofy

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The question is not, are we being paranoid.The question is, are we paranoid ENOUGH?

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Everybody blame Russia. Ve zusspect dees vas done by moose unt skvirrel. Prove wrong.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

To be fair, that is precisely the amount of integrity I would expect in an answer from RT

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Trump looks like he wet 'em

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Serai 1's avatar

Yeah, but it's a little disconcerting that they're not even trying to fake it.

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Naytch's avatar

They Stuka Horses, Don't They?

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Kooolest G's avatar

I'm gonna call bullshit on all this. a network, even one as underfunded and amateurish as the span doesn't switch to RT for 2 minutes without anyone noticing, and a place like that isn't something that can be run from offsite. this wasn't russia fucking with us. this was somebody's last day at work and they decided to go out with a hilarious prank.

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Naytch's avatar

But Murica best, UK OK and everybody else bad! Don't make me think, dammit!

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Naytch's avatar

And my favorite part of Sleepless in Seattle.

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handyhippie65's avatar

heard all of my life that if they gave every chinese citizen a stick for the invasion, we would run out of bullets before they run out of chinese with sticks.

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handyhippie65's avatar

hoo boy, zombie reagan is gonna be so pissed when he digs hisself up.

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willi0000000's avatar

bodacious tatars? . . . or the kind you get rid of with regular brushing?

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willi0000000's avatar

fuck if i didn't own a pair of that exact shoe.

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mailman27's avatar

Keep journalizing youse guys! (Seriously)

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