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beb's avatar

I think the judge should have found Rudy in contempt yesterday since he has known for some time what was demanded of him. He may have once been "America's Mayor" but today he's "America's Felon."

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Given what is about to happen that fetid whale head is starting to sound good.

#Resist

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

It’s hard to find a worse American human than Pumpkin Pinochet, but Rudy is giving it his best.

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Random's avatar

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Ringless Roodles at final WS game, middle of 6th inning (LOL)

~ 10:55-11:00 -- "this man is permanently frowned now"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LebrzDtQn_s

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

Ha Ha Ha Yankees still suck

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“The judge knew I couldn’t come today,” he says, having in fact been able to come, because there he is, saying he couldn't come to the place where he is saying that.

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VelveetaSneeze's avatar

What a fall.

A little man in search of a balcony.

Whatta long way to fall, and for what?

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"M"'s avatar

"Make with the condo papers, the signed pictures, the rings, the mirror, the TV, the old guitar cord, the remote control, and your old skateboard, BY MONDAY"

They're crafty ...

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

My fave BB song…

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Love's avatar

Dude has blue lips, he won’t be around much longer.

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fuflans's avatar

what does that mean?

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

low oxygen for one thing or he might not have gotten all his goth make-up off

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Mark Lungo's avatar

At last, some good news!

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Menotsure's avatar

Twee Lardo

🎶He had it all

Like a car owned by Bacall

Now he has to watch it go

Flailin' away with no more dough🎶

🎶Black women won

Now he's havin' no more fun

Now he really hates to see it go

Say goodbye to that condo.🎶

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Dave's avatar

Like!

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Bogie himself would be proud, my friend.

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Menotsure's avatar

Thanks!

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Man, hearing Giuliani talk brings back memories of Brooklyn. People talked like that.

Anyway...

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Erisian's avatar

"And then he’ll make Rudy head of the DOJ"

On one condition only, though: he has to face-off with Aileen Cannon in a deathmatch, winner gets to be AG, loser gets to be buried (at least figuratively).

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“Every bit of property that they want is available, if they are entitled to it,”

Ok, maybe there are a few things Ms Freeman and Ms Moss aren't entitled to, like, maybe, the family timepiece. Or possibly his family's condo in the Free State of Florida that has also been passed down from generation to generation for at least four or five generations. As for anything else that they aren't entitled to, they are entitled to the proceeds when this hands-off crap is sold at auction.

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"OR YOU WILL GET A MOTION FOR CONTEMPT."

Giuliani is already contemptable. Besides, the Pumpkin Pestilence (special holiday edition nickname) will just make the motion (and those two greed bitches) just disappear on 21 Jan 2025.

fnord

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CI Carlson's avatar

A coupe attempt. Perhaps he can keep the sedan from the repo men.

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Vic's avatar

Love the National Socialist-style upcut on the scrawny unemployable walking next to him. So fitting. Unemployables find work -- paid to walk with demented man-children. USA no. 39!

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SethTriggs's avatar

I think he can hide assets long enough since he's close enough to President Klan Robe's orbit to escape serious consequences. We'll see.

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BeachLoafer's avatar

Not sure about that. For contempt a judge can throw your ass in jail right-fucking-now, and pissing off a federal judge is pretty much never a sound legal maneuver.

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SethTriggs's avatar

That would be hilarious but hey we'll see what happens.

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Somehow I can't see Judge Liman letting Shitler insert his decaying ass into this case. Even if Dumb DonOld remembers who Ghouliani is by Monday.

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TakingAmes's avatar

OBVIOUSLY he will now do everything possible to run out the clock for Old Orange Tits to save him.

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