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Crip Dyke's avatar

OT, but the headline on this story reminds me of the time I wrote a story about cops losing the morel high ground.

The story was about some people who made a lovely dinner including some morel mushrooms only to be raided by cops after they saw their food pics online and went to a judge saying that they were experts on illegal mushrooms and those morels were definitely it. They definitely weren't, and shrooms look very different from morels. It was a nice little pun, I thought, but everyone and their mother wanted to show up to tell me about the typo in my headline.

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

The morel of the story is, those commenters just weren't' fungis.

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MorganX's avatar

Oh FFS!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean the stupit cops, of course.

*mostly*

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm just disappointed that nobody has pointed out that the car in question is not a coupe. It's a cabriolet.

Words have no meaning, time is a flat circle. Dear God I need a drink.

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Stuart's avatar

Long ago (1977) I married a girl from Nebraska. She brought a car into the marriage. It was a two-door Maverick. The Nebraska registration called it a "Tudor sedan."

Ever since, I've wondered if the minor official who decreed "Tudor" for "two-door" was really illiterate or was making a clever joke.

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RedR58's avatar

I drive a Coupe. A MINI Coupe!

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Hops: March hare, every month's avatar

"Grift the USA in your Cabriolet."

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Now this is a glimmer of light in the darkness.

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MRK's avatar

More proof that most people never read the story.

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