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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think full-tilt fundamentalist-creationist fascist will be the minimum job requirement ... with Santorum as the VP candidate, to appeal to the moderates.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Never mind the money ... look at the competition he had.

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bobbert's avatar

Good to hear from you. Your abrupt departure on Friday had us all a little worried.

Even the worst house-guests have to leave sometime.

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bobbert's avatar

Do cunningly shaped skipping stones figure into this system?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The lower they are, the happier we are to have 'em. It's not like we're entertaining houseguests.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There are ways, but they are all in Hell, so you can relax.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He had to .. the dog simply refused to help.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, and that he's kind of an inhuman asshole.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You go, girl!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think I saw what you did there.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"chootzpalicious"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She's in purgatory already.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And Obama is having way too much fun to put down the bat any time soon.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Best sex of your life -- and then you can't remember it? I know life is unfair, but really ... that's just not right.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

My favorite example of this was the boomlet of fuss in 2004 over the H.J. Heinz Company engaging in outsourcing. Because the candidate's wife's late first husband was a member of the family that founded the company and he'd last worked for the company 20 years before he died, but left when elected to Congress (as a Republican).

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ya'll have probably already seen this <a href="http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.n..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320412...">http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.n...

But I larfed.

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