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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

I know, it's the weirdest thing ever. Bobby Jindal is a weird mofo.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"Look at Marco Rubio! He'll be PERFECT to get people to believe that cutting taxes on the wealthy leads to balanced budgets and trickle down prosperity. He's so handsome and Hispanic!!!!!" After he crapped out they figured they'd try the next evil young person they could find. Nikki Haley will be their choice in 2020.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

He's not even that nice of a wrapper.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

The picture at the top of this article is very nice, in my opinion. But that is only because he is not talking.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Occasionally he looks good, but most of the time he looks like Eddie Munster.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Rumor has it a lot of bigwig Republicans are going to skip the convention this year. What? Are they allergic to pepper spray?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The Weinermobile was parked out in front of my Kroger last Saturday.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

NASA had the perfect chance to do that when they sent up a husband/wife team on the shuttle and blew it. That would have totally revived interest in the space program. Just schedule a 30 minute spacewalk for the rest of the crew and let them get their freak on. The press conference when they returned would have been awesome.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He just wants the nomination handed to him on a silver platter. God forbid that he should have to get down in the muck with the rest of 'em and fight for it.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

We don't know 100% that they didn't take this opportunity. They would not necessarily have told us about it. I am so skeptical, I hardly believe anything anymore.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Damned guy is such a tease.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That's not the first time that one of those was stopped by frigid conditions.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Only black and white film, though.

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Ron Fresquez's avatar

I have met DWS and I am very confident she uses a trowel to apply her make up plus she has a very abrasive personality, she is most definitely not a progressive and she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. She lacks self awareness and situational awareness and she has been a major league fiasco for the Dems..

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Well, I guess I will withdraw THAT nomination...

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Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

WHERE ARE HIS CALVES

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