Although not an expert on assgadgets myself, I'm in a field in which I often work alongside others who are, and from them I've learned that assgadgets can be pleasurable, medically useful, or at least interesting. You seem to refer to a different variety.
You know what I really didn't want to do?
Become an expert on how cissexist fuckwads manipulate the same studies over and over to churn out deceptive, even mendacious op-eds.
Fucking assgadgets.
Melonfucking Bluetooth assgadgets.
You're up early.
I'm not, I slept until almost 8! My guts' latest hilarious prank is, "Ready for bed, huh? Not so fast, sister!"
I'm almost always up by seven but it usually takes me a bit of crossword puzzling and lurking before I'm remotely coherent.
Although not an expert on assgadgets myself, I'm in a field in which I often work alongside others who are, and from them I've learned that assgadgets can be pleasurable, medically useful, or at least interesting. You seem to refer to a different variety.
Shorter Opalescent Riddles:
"Assgadget libelz!"
I need to take you to meetings as my translator.