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Caepan's avatar

𝘕𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮? 𝘉𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖, 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦!

Don't forget the misogyny. They got LOADS of that.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Reporters, this isn't hard: "Why did you lie about [insert any statement PAB makes]?"

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DemoCat's avatar

If only he would do and say different things. And maybe think differently. Just that. Because he’s physically a beautiful man. So there is a foundation to build from.

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CI Carlson's avatar

“We have crowds that nobody’s ever seen before.” I thought the whole point of a “crowd “ was that it *could* be seen.

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CI Carlson's avatar

“You gotta get out there and work.” It’s so funny that Nikki gives that advice to Donald with a straight face. It’s not as if she’s ever going to get another ambassadorship.

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Why doesn't Kamala publish a plan for her planned government actions? (Is what I hear the chyron ask.)

TFG had the "2025 Project" written to explain how he would govern...

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Void's avatar

He can’t campaign, republicans hate him so much they shoot at him

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Marla's avatar

Oh, wait…

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Katherine Harris's avatar

What, does she think he’s going to dig deep, find his grit, and get back on the campaign trail? It’s not possible. He only had the stomach for campaigning as long as he could believe he was way out in front in the polls and that his adoring crowds would sweep him to victory. He can’t figure out how to slow Kamala’s momentum, and it’s eating away at him. I’m wondering if even his most devoted followers are going to be around in a month or two if his enthusiasm continues to wane like this.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

If his fear of having Judge Merchan throwing the book at him can't get him off the pot (see what I did there?🤭) stick a fork in him, he's done. He won't drop out, his ego will keep him twitching like he's still alive. But watch for a palace coup led by JD Vance fans wielding couch cushions to smother Don Don's hopes.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

The only way for the Rebs to win is stop being so revolting. Start by putting the Civil War away in the history books where it belongs instead of influencing Southern fried politics. Accept that your slave owning ancestors guaranteed the Black population would outnumber you and stop fearing their retaliation, it ain't gonna happen. Elect them in proper proportion and everybody will prosper. Read the Bible! And do so with knowledge it is a flawed human text. Don't let somebody who wants all your money do it for you. Stick with the New Testament. It has more messages for now. Treat women as real human beings. Heck! Treat EVERYBODY as real human beings. Learn what STEM is and study it. Even adults can learn new things if they let there curiosity off the leash. Then chose a problem and work with others to solve it.

Whew. I think I just re-invented the Democrat.

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Katherine Harris's avatar

Wasn’t there a whole strategy document from 2012 telling them that they needed to broaden their voter outreach efforts? They didn’t listen to that advice then and they’re not going to listen to it now.

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Oh, they listened. And decided to do the opposite thing.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

When they didn't listen then, it was all over but the screaming and fixing blame on the libs. They may successfully cheat their way into office, but no sane person anywhere will believe it's legit.

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Jim's avatar

When did ‘coward’ become a euphemism for ‘two dollar whore ‘ ?

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Regret's avatar

What's your beef with whores? I like whores. They're fiscally responsible sluts. And sluts are people who know what they want and how to get it, and they're very vocally enthusiastic about consent.

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CI Carlson's avatar

Sex workers have dignity; Nikki doesn’t.

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Fiddlesticks's avatar

Probably when we stopped using gendered slurs.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

If the shoe fits...

Also, can men also be whores, too? (Asking for a friend.)

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eddi-SABH's avatar

We did?

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AKLynne's avatar

She probably just needs a job.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

There's probably a well founded fear of violence also.

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Maybe's avatar

I have noticed that Rancid Vance has been the one out actively campaigning, while we has seen little and not heard much more from trump. I can think of two possibly explanations. Either he does not have the energy or his keepers have him in a cage and seldom let him out.

Or both.

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Erisian's avatar

“What Donald Trump needs to do is go out there and campaign every single day, telling the American people exactly what Kamala Harris has said.”

Haley is cribbing from the Harris/Walz campaign; they are out there and they are telling the American people precisely what the Fulvous Flatulence has said -- and they've done an admirable job just translating whatever language he gibbering in into English.

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"Donald Trump to campaign every day, instead of staying at home and masturbating on the toilet"

No... no... no... no... no, a thousand times no; that's JD's job while the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus looks at the remaining cache of government documents he has stashed at MaL.

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"She even said she wants Trump to campaign for votes from more than just his base"

The Mango Malignancy *is* campaigning for more votes, he's just doing it his lazy way. He is doing whatever can to remain in the spotlight, thinking any publicity -- good or bad -- is good because on election day the voters will remember the name but not his continuing sewer rat (my apologies to sewer rats everywhere) actions. At least that's what I think is going on in his orange pip of a brain, but I won't go to the dark side to find out. The voters are writing a new version of an old political joke; too bad he has no sense of humor because the joke will be on him on 5 Nov.

fnord

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Didn’t I read somewhere convicted felons can’t vote in Florida? WTAF?

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Regret's avatar

I thought that was the case in most of the USA. And I agree, WTAF?! Not letting criminals vote is dehumanizing.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I think you have to be sentenced for it to kick in.

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Revenant's avatar

I think you have to be a Democrat, or at least not white for Florida law to affect you.

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Pageup's avatar

Nimarata would have gladly been his VP candidate. And she's going to vote for the dirtbag.

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

What's with the name-shaming?

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Pageup's avatar

It's on her Wiki page: "Nimarata Nikki Haley"

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Oh, thanks for letting us know that her given name includes Nikki. You left that out before.

And, pro-tip:

She, regardless of her awful political views, has the right like anybody to be called by the name she prefers.

So, please leave it to Trump to be the asshole who plays games with names, ala "Barack HUSSEIN Obama."

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Pageup's avatar

Pro tip: She supports a dope who calls Harris Kamabla. Thus, I prefer her first name and not the cutesy one that means "little one." You do you.

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Leave it to Trump to be the asshole who says well if somebody else is an asshole I get to be an asshole too.

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